February 2012
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I was on the Ear Candy Podcast! →
This show was awesome to do and very VERY funny! Check it out!
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The Belly Button Incident - Episode 326
ERIC LEWIS is here! During the build up to the long awaited “Belly Button Story,” we talk about Jews, Jesus, and the duties of a godparent. We also design Eric’s next tattoo, plan to Eiffel Tower a girl to become closer friends, and solve the mystery of black people and rare meat. AND WE SING!
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[The Belly...
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Magic Valentine - Episode 325
BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We discuss everything from love to taxes, killing the president to shrooms, and everything that makes the Ukraine a magical place.
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[Magic Valentine - Direct Download]
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Super Bowl Phonies - Episode 324
MARK DOWLING is here! Stop jumping on the Super Bowl bandwagon on Facebook, you stupid girls. Also: Men Running, Wheelchairs, Girlfriend Chauffeurs, My Girl, Allergies, Spitting on the Homeless, Crazy Church Lady, High School Rebels, and Bringing Hand Jobs Back!
Check out Mark’s improv team - The Heathers
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[Super Bowl...
January 2012
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Burning Bridges - Episode 323
ERIC LEWIS is here! We FINALLY tell the story we have been teasing for months, and in the process we burn bridges with everyone we know! Jesse also tells the story of the time he fucked a girl in a science museum. Also talked about: bad haircut, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jews, side boob, girl’s can’t measure, jerking off with the dog in the room, and Bobcat Goldthwait.
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JESSE WAS RIGHT - Episode 322
RG DANIELS is here! We talk about being neighbors and try to decide whether or not I am really the world’s worst boyfriend. Also: Anonymous, podcast wars, wittling, scariest states, laziness, and negativity.
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[JESSE WAS RIGHT - Direct Download]
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Quantum Geek - Episode 321
ANDY ROCCO is here! We talk about a great myriad of things including atheism, 9/11, Anonymous, sucking your own dick, Beanie Babies, Alan Starzinski, comics, and movies. We are also visited by FUTURE ANDY and bring back SexyTime™!
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[Quantum Geek - Direct Download]
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Torture Porn - Episode 320
EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! We talk about the trials and tribulations of renting apartments, my terrible self inflicted hair cut, and me torturing some dumb Asian woman till she cried. THIS EPISODE HAS A 2+ HOUR BONUS EPISODE WITH PRANK CALLS AND MORE BEING RELEASED LATER THIS WEEK! SUBSCRIBE ON iTUNES TO GET IT!
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[Torture Porn -...
December 2011
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2 Divas, 1 Cup - Episode 319
NATASHA VAYNBLAT is here! We shape the minds of young people, discuss the sexy rebranding of feminine hygeine products, and call up our sick boyfriend, Eric Lewis.
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[2 Divas, 1 Cup - Direct Download]
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SHOW STARTS LATE TONIGHT
Probably around 8:30.
I’ll try to keep you up to date over at facebook and twitter.
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Bum-A-Thon - Episode 318
JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! Dad talk, War on Christmas (MY WEBSITE WAS HACKED!), and more ex-girlfriend bullshit when Mary hijacks the chatroom and calls into the show. Sorry for bad audio, I am sick and had just woke up, and Jazz Town keeps drinking Diet Coke from a two liter.
[Bum-A-Thon - Direct Download]
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I WILL PRAY FOR YOU
YOU HAVE SPREAD YOUR BLASPHEMY FAR ENOUGH. IT ENDS TODAY. YOUR LITTLE “SHOW” IS FILTH. I DONT KNOW WHY YOU KEEP VISITING US CHRISTIANS AND TRYING TO VIOLATE THE WORD OF GOD AND SPREAD YOUR LITTEL HATE “MESSAGE” TO ALL OF US. IF YOU CANT SAY SOMETHING NICE DONT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. NOW YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. FIND GOD, FIND JESUS, AND REPENT AND I WILL GIVE YOU BACK...
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Shits 'N Giggles - Episode 317
ERIC LEWIS IS HERE! We return from our hiatus with a new theme song, a new feed, and a new website. We talk about the black bitch at my work, listener cookies, and have an update on our good buddy The Skeeze.
[Shits ‘N Giggles - Direct Download]
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Pod Awful COMING BACK!
We’ll be back Monday at 8pm (EST)
Make sure you are still subscribed! iTunes / RSS
Here is a little update from the hiatus in case you missed it!
HIATUS UPDATE!
October 2011
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AWFULWEEN - Episode 316
AWFULWEEN! The Fear Facers are here! We scare the shit out of Aaron Carter, prank call an actual ghost hunter, protect a woman on the subway from a creepazoid, and tie up and choke a coworker during sex.
[AWFULWEEN - Direct Download]
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Goof'd - Episode 315
LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ALL THE WAY THROUGH NO MATTER WHAT! Josh Luckenbach and Keaton Monger are here! Some Comic Con talk, some Breaking Bad talk, and a whole lot of EVERYTHING IS SHIT when a terrible prank caller calls in. SPOOKY.
Cute Kitten Video (Please Watch) Website
[Goof’d - Direct Download]
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Cuntington's Disease - Episode 314
MATT KOFF is here! We wrap up the epic Breakup Trilogy, completely rip into Train Pants, and beatbox about terrorism. Also I yell at some idiot woman in the chatroom. ABAM!
[Cuntington’s Disease - Direct Download]
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New York Comic CON 2010 (BONUS!)
Yesterday was my birthday so there was no new episode, but to make up for it here is the audio file I submitted that SUCCESSFULLY conned me into getting FREE PRESS PASSES to this year’s Comic Con. Three of my cohosts and I pretended to be at Comic Con, talking about comic books and such, and I threw it over an audio bed of crowd noise and it FUCKING WORKED. How crazy is that?
New York...
September 2011
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Bitches, Man - Episode 313
BORIS KHAYKIN is here! The DRAMATIC conclusion to last week’s cliffhangers! What happened to the Park Slope Racist Patrol? Did Jesse get back with his ex-girlfriend? Is Train Pants a crumbum? (Yes.)
[Bitches, Man - Direct Download]
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LIVE STREAM TONIGHT!
8pm EST with Hardcore Boris!
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A Very Special Pod Awful - Episode 312
EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Jesse asks Eddie to become a vigilante with him to take down the Park Slope Rapist. Meanwhile, Jesse’s Girlfriend calls into the show, VERY ANGRY, to break up with Jesse, and Jesse makes fun of her friend “Train Pants”. Also, Eddie does impressions.
[A Very Special Pod Awful - Direct Download]
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Gordon Ramsay dwarf porn lookalike eaten by... →
Great Headline? Or GREATEST Headline?
Blog Awful
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Penises, Lies, and Tricks - Episode 311
JOHN ZACHARY TOWNSEND is here! I was fired from my shitty job, find out where I worked and what happened! This show is mostly an ADD nightmare. But, hey man, we’re Young, Dumb and full of Cum.
Also, more talk of Eric D. Angell, the possible Asssscat Rapist.
[Penises, Lies, and Tricks - Direct Download]
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Jesse Is Dying Part II - Episode 310
ERIC LEWIS is here! We go in depth about my recent HORRIBLE hospital visit, all the creeps I met there, and how I ALMOST GOT SOMEONE ELSE’S SURGERY. Also, Eric asks why Joe Stanton quit the show, so I tell him in disgusting detail.
[Jesse Is Dying Part II - Direct Download]
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August 2011
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Chat Roulette Rape - Episode 309
NO ONE is here! So Jesse is left to talk about what ails him (and is killing him swiftly) and then shifts over to Chat Roulette to find new cohosts. In the second half he talks about the Second City Rapist (a guy that told a monologue about possibly raping a woman at a huge improv show.) SPOILER ALERT: Jesse isn’t convinced this guy is a rapist. Apologies for the bad sound, this episode is...
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The Skeezer - Episode 308
ERIC LEWIS is here! We tell true life stories of JUSTICE, LOVE, and MURDER! No joke! And Samuel L. Jackson is in there, too! We also chat about dads, and showering with them, and prank call a guy named “Trainwreck Bob”.
[The Skeezer | Eric Lewis - Direct Download]
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No show yesterday, heres a bonus to hold you...
We pranked Nick Mendillo.
He called us back. - (Direct Download, right-click, “save as”)
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Dale Jr. Sucks! - Episode 307
MARSHALL STRATTON and JAMES COKER are here! After talking about how the Primetime Lineup is killing my show, we prank call our friend and former guest Nick Mendillo (who wears JNCO’s, listens to Blink-182, and has a tattoo of the word “poop” on his leg) for no good reason. Also we discuss insulting nicknames and rednecks.
[Dale Jr. Sucks! | Marshall Stratton and James Coker -...
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BONUS Content Week!
If there was ever a time to subscribe to the show, NOW IS IT! I am releasing extra material every day, but it is for SUBSCRIBERS ONLY! It won’t be posted here! I just released an extra interview with this week’s guest, John Reaves.
SUBSCRIBE HERE!
If you have already subscribed in the past, head over to iTunes and make sure you are still subscribed. Sometimes iTunes...
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Serial Butt Stabbing - Episode 306
JOHN REAVES IS HERE! We air our grievances about Brazilians, southern drawls, dangers of ice skating, ball trauma, and dreams where your teeth fall out. We also discuss a Serial Butt Stabber, Santa dying, The Chewbacca Defense, and talk trash about The Nerdist Podcast. STRAWL Y’ALL.
THIS WEEK: There will be bonus content for all subscribers to the podcast! Something new every day! ...
July 2011
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Token White Guy - Episode 305
DAVE WAITE is here! We talk about: tobacco, Jehovah’s Witnesses, token white guys, improv versus standup, homeless people, long distance girlfriends, tattoos, bitches, and more!
[Token White Guy | Dave Waite - Direct Download]
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Lesbian Bed Death - Episode 304
EDDIE BRAWLEY IS HERE! We talk about Lesbian Bed Death, Suburbs in NYC, Porn and Racism, My dad’s connection to Breaking Bad, the Tommy Westphall Universe, Wes Borland, and more!
[Lesbian Bed Death | Eddie Brawley - Direct Download]
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SPECIAL TUESDAY SHOW!
Tonight at 8pm!
With Eddie Brawley!
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Daddy Tickle - Episode 303
GLEN TICKLE is here! We talk about the difference between “daddy” and “father,” invent racial slurs against robots, and remember New York Comic Con.
[Daddy Tickle | Glen Tickle - Direct Download]
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June 2011
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Galactic Basic - Episode 301
ERIC SILVER is here! We talk about how Star Wars made English the BEST language in the GALAXY, how shitty New York pizza is, and Eric calls out his on cousin own some REAL bullshit. PEGGY!
LAST SUPPER CLUB
[Galactic Basic | Eric Silver - Direct Download]
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