May 2012
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I JUST GOT FUCKING ARRESTED - Episode 342
[I JUST GOT FUCKING ARRESTED - Direct Download] MIKE SAPP is here! I lost my job! Also: My Girls, Lou Bega, Mambo #5, Kurt Loder, ruining one of my favorite jams and much much more! NO JOKE I JUST GOT FUCKING ARRESTED FOR WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS EPISODE AND THE CRAZY SIXTEEN PLUS HOUR LIVE STREAM I DID FOLLOWING IT! WTF?! SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES RED BAND NETWORK
May 25th
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ALRIGHT, ALL JOKES ASIDE:
I just lost my job. Over the past few weeks I have received some amazing contributions toward my new studio for my show, but to make sure I got everything I still payed a considerable amount of money out of pocket. Now I have no source of income to supplement that. THERE ARE JUST 3 DAYS LEFT on my donation page, and if you could help me out, it would be crazy awesome. This has just become a dire...
May 23rd
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Deaf Jam - Episode 341
[Deaf Jam - Direct Download] EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! Dog walking, Deaf people are assholes, Magic isn’t real, Go see movies, No fatties. Also, THE DEBUT OF A BRAND NEW SEGMENT! YOU’LL LOVE IT! Ya gotta share this episode on your Facebook and Twitter! Word of mouth is key! Do it! ONLY 4 DAYS LEFT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! Shop Adam and...
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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Aneurysm The Squeakquel - Episode 340
[Aneurysm The Squeakquel - Direct Download] ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! Jesse had one of the worst week’s of his life and he’s fucking pissed. Health, Roommate, Job, and Lady problems! To quote Ice-T, “All these niggas is havin’ girl problems.” Also, old moms are obsolete, and another prank call! ONLY 11 DAYS LEFT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE...
May 15th
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May 14th
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May 11th
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May 9th
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Dare You To Listen - Episode 339
[Dare You To Listen - Direct Download] SAMMI GARETT is here! MCA is finally dead. Listener Dillin is a freak of nature. Prank calls! Nightmares! Boobs! Taking Molly! Rihanna loves fisting. ONLY 18 DAYS LEFT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! Shop Adam and Eve with the offer code “AWFUL” and you get 50% off all purchases, FREE shipping, 3 FREE...
May 8th
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May 5th
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Milanos - Bonus Show
[Milanos - Direct Download] Not a Real Show! Listener Jarid called in after a show and we talked for a crazy long time. He is a child and works at McDonald’s so I had to teach him about life so he wouldn’t be stupid. ONLY 22 DAYS LEFT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! Shop Adam and Eve with the offer code “AWFUL” and you get 50% off...
May 3rd
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If you want discount dildos, I can help (Not a... →
This is not a joke: If you wanna buy a dildo or some other gross, “adult” product (like porn, anal beads, butt plugs, vibrators…) you can go to http://adameve.com and put in the promo code AWFUL for 50% off all orders, FREE shipping, 3 FREE DVDs (porn), and some sort of mystery gift that probably goes inside you. And I make money if you do this. Don’t worry, its all a...
May 2nd
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Evil Dead Style - Episode 338
[Evil Dead Style - Direct Download] THE PUZZLEMASTER SHALL SHOW YOU THE TRUE PAIN. Also, listener Duncan was raped and peed on. This show is fucking nuts. Happy Birthday, Michael? ONLY 24 DAYS LEFT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! Shop Adam and Eve with the offer code “AWFUL” and you get 50% off all purchases, FREE shipping, 3 FREE Adult DVDs,...
May 1st
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April 2012
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Beaver Christmas - Episode 337
[Beaver Christmas - Direct Download] My nephew is fucking up, Community College is for old, gross housewives, I’m starving, UNIVERSAL RULE: Spoiler Alerts, the Nerdist still sucks. WE NEED NEW MICS AND EQUIPMENT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! If you want your own FIVERR AD CLICK HERE! SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES RED BAND NETWORK
Apr 26th
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Ted Nugent, Hero - Episode 336
[Ted Nugent, Hero - Direct Download] FLYING SOLO! Dick Clark is a dead old pervert, Marlon Brando sucked Wally Cox, Ke$ha is stupid, time for another celeb death pool, I never wanna die, Breaking Bad is better than Mad Men, Ted Nugent wants Obama dead, Pod Awful is a cult, I kill an entire religion, body wash is for gays. WE NEED NEW MICS AND EQUIPMENT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR...
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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GET US ON THE FRONT PAGE OF ITUNES! ITS EASY! →
My iTunes rating got attacked again last night. Here is the perfect way to help! ITUNES IS HOLDING A POLL TO SEE WHAT PODCAST THEY SHOULD FEATURE ON THEIR FRONT PAGE IN MAY! Here’s what to do: Click this link: https://www.facebook.com/questions/10150778247535803/ Click “other” in the poll. Leave a comment in the comment section saying you want Pod Awful to be featured and just...
Apr 19th
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Party Pooper - Episode 335
SAMMI GARETT is here! Sammi shares with me her recent online dating horror stories and the worst breakup she’s ever had. Also I teach her what a vajanus is. [Party Pooper - Direct Download] WE NEED NEW MICS AND EQUIPMENT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! If you want your own FIVERR AD CLICK HERE! SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES RED BAND NETWORK
Apr 18th
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Aneurysm - Episode 334
ETHAN STANISLAWSKI is here! ATTENTION!!! If this is your first episode, TURN BACK NOW. Go listen to other episodes, fall in love, and then come back. We get attacked by another podcast and the whole first half is a trainwreck. Second half isn’t too terrible a show though. [Aneurysm - Direct Download] WE NEED NEW MICS AND EQUIPMENT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO...
Apr 10th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Tangs and Tards - Episode 333
LAHNA TURNER didn’t show up! So I surprise Mary with a phone call, then talk about Trayvon Martin and retards. Good times. [Tangs and Tards - Direct Download] WE NEED NEW MICS AND EQUIPMENT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK HERE FOR THE INDIEGOGO DONATION PAGE! If you want your own FIVERR AD CLICK HERE! SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES RED BAND NETWORK
Apr 5th
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APRIL FOOL'S! - Episode 332
ADAM HINIKER is here! I update Adam on the situation with Mary and I reveal AN EPIC APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANK! Also discussed: Jungle Fever, Blendr, charity, fresh prince, Fiverr, My Father, Brazilians, boobs and butts, and Perry Caravello. [APRIL FOOL’S! - Direct Download] Sorry for the popping P’s and weird sound, but WE NEED NEW MICS AND EQUIPMENT! IF YOU WANT TO HELP OUT CLICK...
Apr 3rd
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March 2012
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Check out friends and fellow podcasters, The... →
Mar 30th
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My microphone is broken! Please help save my show... →
Mar 27th
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America, What's That Smell? - Episode 331
STEPHANIE STREISAND is here! Updates on how it went with my ex-girlfriend. We also give English speaking lessons for foreign listeners, and also STEPHANIE GOES CRAZY AND HOLDS A KNIFE TO MY THROAT. [America, What’s That Smell? - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Mar 27th
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Hate Maile (The Ex-Girlfriend Episode) - Episode...
MARY MY EX-GIRLFRIEND is here! We divulge secrets, make each other sad, and slowly devolve over this hour and a half long show! And there is a dramatic ending! (Sorry for poor audio toward the end, mic was being a bigger c*nt than Mary.) [Hate Maile (The Ex-Girlfriend Episode) - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Mar 20th
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I will say anything, promote anything on the show... →
Mar 20th
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Hate Male - Episode 329
DANNY LOBELL is here! (Also a little doggie. Also My ex-girlfriend. Insert misogynist joke here.) We receive hatemail, anger the transgendered community, play some skits from comedy legend Steve Shaw, and have a fortune cookie. [Hate Male - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Mar 14th
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DOUBLE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! DANNY LOBELL! MY... →
This may be the greatest/saddest night of my life.
Mar 12th
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Internet Famous Retard - Episode 328
NOBODY is here! Jesse slowly goes crazy throughout the episode while talking about being internet famous on Reddit, God, retarded kids, being bad at girls, having a fortune cookie, and getting a call from SuperFan Schwartzica. FERNINGEGGIE! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [Internet Famous Retard - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Mar 6th
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I am hanging out on webcam. Please come give me... →
Mar 6th
February 2012
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Dorking Out w/ Jackie Kashian - Episode 327
JACKIE KASHIAN (Comedy Central, Dork Forest) is here! Jackie reveals her crush for an old, old man and tries to help cure AIDS. Jesse almost gets killed at a haunted house. Both dork out to an embarrassing degree. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [Dorking Out - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Feb 29th
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I was on the Ear Candy Podcast! →
This show was awesome to do and very VERY funny! Check it out!
Feb 24th
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The Belly Button Incident - Episode 326
ERIC LEWIS is here! During the build up to the long awaited “Belly Button Story,” we talk about Jews, Jesus, and the duties of a godparent. We also design Eric’s next tattoo, plan to Eiffel Tower a girl to become closer friends, and solve the mystery of black people and rare meat. AND WE SING! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [The Belly...
Feb 21st
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Magic Valentine - Episode 325
BORIS KHAYKIN is here! We discuss everything from love to taxes, killing the president to shrooms, and everything that makes the Ukraine a magical place. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [Magic Valentine - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Feb 14th
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Super Bowl Phonies - Episode 324
MARK DOWLING is here! Stop jumping on the Super Bowl bandwagon on Facebook, you stupid girls. Also: Men Running, Wheelchairs, Girlfriend Chauffeurs, My Girl, Allergies, Spitting on the Homeless, Crazy Church Lady, High School Rebels, and Bringing Hand Jobs Back! Check out Mark’s improv team - The Heathers PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [Super Bowl...
Feb 7th
January 2012
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Burning Bridges - Episode 323
ERIC LEWIS is here! We FINALLY tell the story we have been teasing for months, and in the process we burn bridges with everyone we know! Jesse also tells the story of the time he fucked a girl in a science museum. Also talked about: bad haircut, Jamie Lee Curtis, Jews, side boob, girl’s can’t measure, jerking off with the dog in the room, and Bobcat Goldthwait. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF...
Jan 31st
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Jan 26th
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JESSE WAS RIGHT - Episode 322
RG DANIELS is here! We talk about being neighbors and try to decide whether or not I am really the world’s worst boyfriend. Also: Anonymous, podcast wars, wittling, scariest states, laziness, and negativity. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [JESSE WAS RIGHT - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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Quantum Geek - Episode 321
ANDY ROCCO is here! We talk about a great myriad of things including atheism, 9/11, Anonymous, sucking your own dick, Beanie Babies, Alan Starzinski, comics, and movies. We are also visited by FUTURE ANDY and bring back SexyTime™! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [Quantum Geek - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Jan 17th
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Torture Porn - Episode 320
EDDIE BRAWLEY is here! We talk about the trials and tribulations of renting apartments, my terrible self inflicted hair cut, and me torturing some dumb Asian woman till she cried. THIS EPISODE HAS A 2+ HOUR BONUS EPISODE WITH PRANK CALLS AND MORE BEING RELEASED LATER THIS WEEK! SUBSCRIBE ON iTUNES TO GET IT! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [Torture Porn -...
Jan 10th
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December 2011
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2 Divas, 1 Cup - Episode 319
NATASHA VAYNBLAT is here! We shape the minds of young people, discuss the sexy rebranding of feminine hygeine products, and call up our sick boyfriend, Eric Lewis. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SCIENCE: SUBSCRIBE, COMMENT, AND RATE IN iTUNES! [2 Divas, 1 Cup - Direct Download] SUBSCRIBE IN ITUNES
Dec 20th
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SHOW STARTS LATE TONIGHT
Probably around 8:30. I’ll try to keep you up to date over at facebook and twitter.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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