IRREVERENT, UNRULY, HILARIOUS, RECLUSIVE DECAPOD CRUSTACEAN
Most of these words can be used to describe host of Pod Awful, JESSE P-S, and at least one of them is used to describe hermit crabs.
As Jesse will tell you over and over again, he was born in Richmond, Virginia (THE CAPITAL OF THE CONFEDERACY, THANK YOU), where he was raised to not believe in being proud of where you are from. So where is his Southern accent? Why don't you ask your god that? Jesse doesn't believe in your god, either.
Jesse is slowly dying from various serious medical issues, enraged by the dumbest minutiae of life, and literally hates everything. The podcast is like a diary of all of that, but not for girls because its not a diary. (Though, were it possible, Jesse would put Lisa Frank stickers all over the podcast.)
QUICK JESSE FACTS:
-Has performed comedy for over 10 years
-Born with "Medullary Sponge Kidney" which means he CONSTANTLY passes kidney stones
-Hates Brazilians
-Creator of the Red Band Comedy Podcast Network
-Everything tastes and smells like Chinatown to him
-Girlfriend called in to the show to break up with him
-Celebrated sexual athlete
JESSE LINKS
Website
Google+
Youtube
