A certain Goon has managed to evade justice, and still hasn't been placed in Goontanamo Bay. In a TOP SECRET straight op, General Jesse and the platoon use the tools of the DARK FUTURE (UberEats) to do some recon, and triangulate the escaped Goon's coordinates. The mission goes sourdough when our...

For the past week I've been helping to build and organize a brand new website and Pizza Fund for Pod Awful, so I thought I'd show off the new features and enjoy a relaxed stream watching the Santa Cruz Joker... then Mini Manson showed up. Harlan is angry at the Pod Awful Cult for exposing his par...

WHY SO STATUTORY? The Pod Awful Prison has had to open up a whole new bat-wing for the criminally insane and paranormal. The Santa Cruz Joker has been absolutely, 100% confirmed, publicly outed as a PEDO. And who finally took him down? The actual Santa Cruz Batman. I teamed up with Batman to brin...

Installs a demon alter who will turn you into a satanic white trash junkie thug who lives for devil worship and sin. WARNING: Contains unsafe sex and drug references. Not removable.   Prisondude will never own this.

Prisondude falsely DMCA'd my episode about him, claiming that using his content is "illegal, plain and simple." Well, what are you gonna do about it? ARREST ME? Sorry, but in the bighouse that makes you a SNITCH, and snitches get stitches. So it's time to make PRISONDUDE PAY. I've found ALL his c...

A virtual Tour of the classiest prison resort for white people. A place to get away from it all, and experience a modern form of freedom.Lovingly nicknamed Goontanamo Bay by the voluntary inmates, Robert J. Gaylord MAXIMUM SECURITY RESORT PENITENTIARY boasts the 5 star accommodations you've becom...

Shaking off the Kino and Cozy, Ryan Katsu Rivera's prison amenities pitch, Prank Calling Alec Baldwin and the armorer from Rust, Boat Threats, Prisondude discusses his HIV and ruins his chances of going to prison, a little Hate Mail, You are allowed to say it now on Twitter, Horible Twitter Handl...

The Onion created one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. The premise is an autistic reporter covers a story in a jail, and falls in love with the routine and security of imprisonment. What if that sketch were real? Well, now it is. I bought a prison, and I happen to have found the most w...