AARON IMHOLTE IS HERE! A year ago I caught Steel Toe Morning Show ripping off one of my Goons from me. None other than Mr. Burgers. I couldn't believe my eyes. But now something sinister has started happening, something IMPOSSIBLE, and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I believe Mr. Burgers h...

Hey everyone! Did you hear? We live an an eternal nightmare world where it is 2016 forever. Hope you enjoy SLOP! Your favorite conservative humor podcast starring a big fat hack and a dopey sidekick reading day-old Twitter takes set to vaporwave aesthetics is BACK, and they are killing it on Yout...

Mr. Burgers finds out that his crush Feds has a kosher footlong when he watches the Comedy Shaman stream for the first time. It's so upsetting that Mr. Burgers becomes Mr. Boogers.

The Comedy Shaman becomes the Tragedy Shaman in this internet-age remake of 1992's gender-bending crime-thriller, The Crying Game. Imagine for a moment your perfect woman. Does she have long hair? Smooth skin? Stunning eyes? Does she have a cock? The Comedy Shaman said seeing The Crying Game's tw...

A year ago, Steel Toe Morning Show stole my intellectual property, Mr. Burgers. A plan was hatched to MAKE THEM PAY. I worked with Mr. Burgers on a scheme to think outside the bun and end Aaron and April Imholte's marriage. After Mr. Burgers professed his love for Ape, all while charbroiling Aaro...

What happens when a PODAWFUL GOON begins dating a PODAWFUL HENCHMAN? Well sparks sure are flying but not for all the right reasons. The Comedy Shaman has wooed his way into our very own Feds’ heart, but it seems autistic cupid has shot his arrow and it struck Mr. Burgers right in his buns. Now Mr...

Mr. Burgers, covered in puke, wanders his hoarder hole completely nude on livestream. Mersh starts writing fantasies about the time he met up with Jesse. Hey man, how you doin'?

The Goons get celebrating the New Year by getting hopped up on goofballs, and instantly breaking their resolutions. Countdown with us to the STROKE of midnight as Mersh goes goo goo for dabs once again. Redbar DROPS THE BALL while sneak-addressing Podawful's jokes on him. Mr. Burgers PARTIES a li...

MADDOX BLAST! Maddox is finally exposing his DICK PROBLEM. He's a day late and $20,000 short, but better autistic than never I guess. Dick Masterson is now on his heels trying to defend himself against a stack of receipts so high, they are taller than three kinda tall things put together. After y...

Former ARCH-ENEMIES are now teaming up to do a show TOGETHER. Tom Gulley is the man I believed had my Youtube Channel taken down, but now he has agreed to audition for the role of co-host of PODAWFUL. The only catch? THERE IS NO JOB. Tom and Jesse laugh about Mersh's dying moments, Mr. Spergers c...

Zen Rhino has been cheating on Mersh with Steel Toe Morning Show. His fifteen bucks has been going in Aaron's collection plate. His lust has been going toward April's rack instead of Mersh's. And he has even been stealing content from Nightwave for them. I was never, ever, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR gonna...

Chris Kattan is OBSESSED WITH SKIN. Mr. Spergers sent some skin to Candace. Kattan does the worst stand-up ever and slowly admits to the crowd that he is a flesh consuming creature. Dirk dumps chemicals into his eyes.

For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without c...

Hey Squirt Crew! The debate has raged on since "Baby Yoda" was introduced to us in The Mandalorian. Star Wars fans everywhere have theorized where Grogu came from. Well, now that Season 3 has wrapped up, we think we know the answer! We are joined by the boys from iVicious Entertainment, RUPHIO PH...

THE LIQUID BURGER CHALLENGE IS ON! Mr. Burgers has chickened out permanently on the only contest guaranteed to allow him to keep the Burger Crown. Or has he? The autism meets the slawtism when Mr. Burgers Express celebrates his birthday and the Pod Awful Cult shows up with presents. And the entir...

Santa Cruz Joker has spent YEARS challenging me to FIND HIM and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. He must be a gluten for punishment, because you'd think getting hit in the face by a homeless loaf on his own livestream, and then being publicly outed as a BREADOPHILE would be enough. Guess not. Harlan has ev...

MCL goes excavating for gold inside Brown Canyon, Calling Mr. Burgers Sr. to wish him a happy Daddy's Day, All the content I've now completely forgotten, Chewie tried to become a pimp and things went South fast, Mini Manson sings "Fine Young Black Gentlemen In Paris"

The FORMER Mr. Burgers joins us while we play back a prank call I did to a Game Stop. Cult member Boat asked me to call and harass a Game Stop employee that annoyed him about her Non-Binary gender while he was just trying to buy videos games for babies. Instead I set up a date for him with the bl...

Former congressional candidate and current chimo-human-prison-fleshlight, Nathan Larson, has finally been arrested for what can only be described as the most predictable crime of all time. Larson groomed a 12-year-old girl on social media, flew cross-country from Virginia to Fresno, and attempted...