COVID-19 is taking over and I didn't take it seriously enough. Not only is it infecting Goons, but it also made my Youtube channel get terminated. Well that's it. I've had enough. I'm going to infect myself with the FATAL FLU. We start this episode off with an interview with Krystal Khali, one of...

The DRUNKEN PEASANTS made fun of THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER's embarrassing livestream fight, so now Harlan is calling out T.J. KIRK (AKA THE AMAZING ATHEIST) to come and fight him. There's just one problem... T.J. doesn't host The Drunken Peasants anymore. Once again The Joker has been made to look lik...

Alpha Lord MuRiDa, Drew W. Shield, is a 5th Dimensional Love Light Warrior from the future, here to save us all, and work for the reptilians and the Illuminati. Part of his job is to stop COVID-19 by having sex with as many women as possible. He is capable of giving girls super powers through int...

Bill Nye The Science Guy has been shamed from the science community. Rumors abound that he is mean to fans. But is he really a Bill Nye The Bad Guy™? The answer is... yes, and I proved it by prank calling him as a mentally retarded girl. Hear the uncut, uncensored audio from Bill's podcast, Scien...

Everyone is talking about iDubbbz and how he is now a simp because his girlfriend has an OnlyFans account. One of those prominent voices criticizing his simpitude is that of Dick Masterson (Dax Herrera). There is just one problem, Dick has become a huge internet lolcow, and is a simp himself. I h...

The Nirvana Lyric You Have Been Singing Wrong For YEARS: On the 26th anniversary of Nirvana frontman, Kurt Cobain's suicide, I have decided I have had enough of the internet TEENZ getting the lyrics wrong. I have been in a 5 year Youtube comment fight with all variety of morons over the song "You...

BILLIE EILISH is a MAN. DICK MASTERSON is a WOMAN. BILL AND MELINDA GATES are INVERSE-GENDER PEDOPHILE VAMPIRES. All of this is true according to the Youtube TRANSVESTIGATION community, a collective dedicated to uncovering the Satanic plot of the TRANS AGENDA. Every single celebrity on Earth is s...

Dick Masterson from The Dick Show podcast has turned into the thing he hates, a certified, Grade F LOLCOW. He's been exposed as a polyamorous cuck, a sniveling simp, and a balding transgender science experiment. As if the embarrassment from all of that wasn't enough, Dick has gone and topped hims...

Because of my TRANSVESTIGATIONS, I have many Dark Forces trying to take me down. I've flown too close to the sun, uncovering the TRUTH behind the conspiracies. One such Dark Force is Lokill Lynch, a psychotic (((BEING))) operating in the 10th Dimension who definitely doesn't do meth. Lokill belie...

The SANTA CRUZ JOKER just can't keep me off his mind. I guess because I am living there RENT FREE. I haven't spoken to him or about him for weeks, yet the other day he made a 9 minute Instagram story about me "ruining his life." So just when I thought I was done with him, it is time to go into ev...

It used to be guys like Nick Rekieta and Dick Masterson HATED it when people used the N-Word. Now Dick runs a Patreon knockoff centered around being allowed to say it, and Nick Rekieta completely endorses @TheNWord. 2020 is the year the N-Word became COOL. Black guys are handing out hood passes t...

Jamie Lynn Hughes, the former News Babe of The Dick Show, and the current News Babe of Pod Awful, helps me cover stories ranging from semen smoothies to The Santa Cruz Joker admitting he's a pedophile. Unfortunately, when Jamie signs off, she leaves behind her e-diary which is FILLED with EMBARRA...

The Santa Cruz Joker has unspooled. After posting on Twitter that he is a pedophile, and that tweet going viral, Harlan has spun out of control. He's decided this is all the fault of Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator, all because I paid Hansen to do a Cameo saying he was going to bust the San...

NICK REKIETA IS HERE! Years ago I revealed that FAMOUS INTERNET LAWYER from Lawsplaining the Interwebs, Nick Rekieta, had worn black face at a Halloween party. Well now I feel terrible for it, so I've invited Nick on to apologize to him, and I've brought a gift! We do an unboxing of a doll I had ...

I singlehandedly turned Dick Masterson of The Dick Show into a lolcow after an appearance on The Killstream that every internet autist told me was a failure. One guy who was (kind of) in my corner was PPP, AKA People's Populist Press. This guy covered my Killstream appearance and tore Dick and Et...

I turned Dick Masterson into a lolcow, and he was SO WORRIED that I would do my next episode on his girlfriend, 80's Girl. Why though? She has nothing to hide right? I mean, it's Mother's Day, and she wants more than anything to get married and be a mother, but Dax just keeps her an old spinster....

IT'S MERSH'S BIRTHDAY! Mersh spent his time on Revenge Of The Cis arguing with people in chat that he wasn't drunk, then showed up completely plastered to Nightwave. It was so bad Royce had to come try and save his friend. To celebrate the occasion, we cover Mersh's birthday stream, his appearanc...

Mersh from Revenge of The Cis and Dick Masterson have both decided that filing DMCA claims against people who steal your content is what FLAGGOTS do. Now I'm left reconsidering this whole copyright thing. Clearly Mersh and Dick think it is cool for you to reupload their paywalled content, so I fi...

Our ghost hunting #Goon SPOOKY CHARLES has been having a tough time ever since the loss of his agent, Laura Craftbay-Oneta. He has been finding solace in leaving overly-long, insane, rambling voicemails to Laura's widower, Dan. We take a listen to his most recent voicemail, and his plans to take ...

David Otto is an Australian musician, a polyamorous lothario, a media pariah, and an unskilled con artist. After being EXPOSED multiple times by Aussie news outlet A Current Affair for starting cult-like scams to attract young women to be in his fake band, work at his phony resort, and engage in ...