HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! There is no greater embarrassment to fathers online than Steven Bonnell, AKA Destiny. I mean, the guy named himself Destiny. As a father myself, I'm terrified about leaving behind a horrific digital footprint for my kids to find. Of course, mine won't have NEARLY as much video ...
Dregs of Society
What is this? Seriously, I can't figure out what I'm looking at. I know it's called "Sean Kelly" and I am aware it hosts a podcast, but is it like a puppet or CGI or something? A million subs really? He gets like 400 views... Oh, also, Misfit Patriot showed his butt after winning his court case. ...
Misfit Patriot and Elijah Schaffer are now fighting over Spirit Airlines tickets. Neither one of them can manage to fake-it-till-you-make-it their way into First Class. It's okay though, it turns out Mitzvah Patriot was actually just a mastermind troll the whole time. PLUS: Miss Fist got a phone ...
Piranhas
Misfit Patriot, either DEBATE ME live on air about Israel/Palestine and about your Penis/Vaginastine, or meet me in a gravel pit of my choosing to square up. I am now the King of the WOKE RIGHT, after Piers Morgan publicly humiliated Miss Fist Patriot, I exposed her yearbook photos proving her tr...
CRACK THAT WHIP! Nick Rekieta, an alleged actual lawyer, somehow lost a public argument to a girl. The Dabbleverse is now in shambles as their coolest, smartest guy unspools over the mere presence of a comatose Keanu Thompson. RANDOM DRUG TEST TIME: Can I check your fridge real quick? PLUS: Misfi...
Dregs of Society
Ethan Ralph got so zooted (as a linecook) that he had an entire fight with an AI version of Jared Taylor, and a graduation speech by David Foster Wallace. Mersh and his old buddy TopLobsta get into it on twitter over Mersh not getting paid $40.
The Misfit Patriot is another fake conservative grifter who is speed running becoming a lolcow. Doxxing himself, losing fights, getting caught on Grindr... but there's one thing I need to know. Is this dude a Female-To-Male troon? Let's transvestigate. Miss Fist got invited onto Elijah Schaffer's...