I'll Be Ripped By September 1st - MERSH (Green Day Parody) VEVO

White Boy Summer's come and passed

I'm trying to lose my fat ass

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Like my father, I'm a drunk

Two more years, I've kept my chunk

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Here comes door dash again

Calling for more slaw

Drenched in more ranch again

I slurp it off my claw

 

As my heart rate tries to rest

Now I'm gaining back what I lost

  

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Lose two pounds and I rejoice

Now I'm getting lapped by Royce

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Bring out dumb bells to train

Like I did last spring again

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Here come the pounds again

I box and take a hike

Making mouth sounds again

Spaghetti on my mic

 

As my mammaries grow

My triangle will stop to show

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

White Boy Summer's come and passed

The last two years have gone so fast

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Still a fatass, yes its true

But next year has an August too

 

I'll be ripped by September 1st

I'll be ripped by September 1st

I'll be ripped by September 1st

 

Of 2024. Maybe 25. Gimme a couple tree years.