LIQUID MISTER BURGERS - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF43

THE LIQUID BURGER CHALLENGE IS ON! Mr. Burgers has chickened out permanently on the only contest guaranteed to allow him to keep the Burger Crown. Or has he? The autism meets the slawtism when Mr. Burgers Express celebrates his birthday and the Pod Awful Cult shows up with presents. And the en...

IN CELLS: Prison For Autists - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF35

The Onion created one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. The premise is an autistic reporter covers a story in a jail, and falls in love with the routine and security of imprisonment. What if that sketch were real? Well, now it is. I bought a prison, and I happen to have found the mos...

WORLD WAR NEGRO

Kenan Jerome Floyd is a broke ass liar, failing his way around the country attempting to do comedy. Hear his terrible, ridiculous podcast, witness how he ran out on paying rent and bills, and watch the most painfully hilarious cringeworthy performance as Kenan stumbles his way through an appea...

WORST LAWYER EVER - THE FALLOUT SHOW

SOMEONE got mad that we made fun of him and tried to threaten me with a cease and desist. The only problem is he used truly, and I cannot overstate this, the WORST lawyer of all time. Would you use a lawyer who... well I don't want to give it away. Let's just say the guy is a TERROR in the cou...

Santa Cruz Joker's: The Night Of The Long Loaves - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF42

Santa Cruz Joker has spent YEARS challenging me to FIND HIM and DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. He must be a gluten for punishment, because you'd think getting hit in the face by a homeless loaf on his own livestream, and then being publicly outed as a BREADOPHILE would be enough. Guess not. Harlan has...

PLAGUE DOCTOR ZAKK GETS FLAPPED

We met a guy named Plague Doctor Zakk from Cog's discord server. He's a perfect, hand-flapping, mega-autistic mess. He has the traits of every classic Goon rolled into one. The voice of Santa Cruz Joker, the body of Robert Robinson, the stolen valor of Michael Wright, the hobbies of Ruphio Phe...

MERSH'S One Ton Of Fun! - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF41

I'm secretly a bit of a feeder. Mersh from Nightwave Radio claimed he'd stop being fat "by August." I made it my life's mission to get just as fat as Mersh, AND lose all that weight before he could. Seemed simple enough but now I'm stuck with a few problems. Number one, I am the fattest I have...

THE SANTA CRUZ JOKER IS A PEDOPHILE - POD AWFUL PODCAST DF37

WHY SO STATUTORY? The Pod Awful Prison has had to open up a whole new bat-wing for the criminally insane and paranormal. The Santa Cruz Joker has been absolutely, 100% confirmed, publicly outed as a PEDO. And who finally took him down? The actual Santa Cruz Batman. I teamed up with Batman to b...