What is it with Ethans? Ethan Ralph, Ethan Van Sciver, and Ethan Klein are all Goons. Ralph is zooted on Xans, Van Sciver is hollowed out on crack, and Klein is strung out on Addy. I want to get Ralph sober, but he's still resisting. Luckily, I think I managed to smooth things over with him in th...

ETHAN RALPH CALLS IN LIVE! After all I did to try to help Ethan, he had the nerve to get mad at me. And Mad at the Internet. Speaking of which, the many people are talking about my call with Ralph, including Josh Moon from Kiwifarms. Turns out he's a fan. Some sort of witness protection burn vict...

After a rollercoaster ride of a weekend, Ethan Ralph has been killing it, doing a heel-turn on his friends, and a face-turn on his foes. But people are once again accusing Ralph of being drunk or on pills, saying it's been a total shitshow. I will save Ralph even if it means going to extreme meas...

Welcome to the digital toilet babysitter for toddlers and the elderly. Who watches this crap? It's your grampa. A three headed AI African singing sensation gives a speech that will blow your minds. Black teenagers grimace through an entire Tool song to make some easy ad-rev. The Pot calls the rea...