Installs a demon alter who will turn you into a satanic white trash junkie thug who lives for devil worship and sin. WARNING: Contains unsafe sex and drug references. Not removable.   Prisondude will never own this.

Prisondude falsely DMCA'd my episode about him, claiming that using his content is "illegal, plain and simple." Well, what are you gonna do about it? ARREST ME? Sorry, but in the bighouse that makes you a SNITCH, and snitches get stitches. So it's time to make PRISONDUDE PAY. I've found ALL his c...

A virtual Tour of the classiest prison resort for white people. A place to get away from it all, and experience a modern form of freedom.Lovingly nicknamed Goontanamo Bay by the voluntary inmates, Robert J. Gaylord MAXIMUM SECURITY RESORT PENITENTIARY boasts the 5 star accommodations you've becom...

Shaking off the Kino and Cozy, Ryan Katsu Rivera's prison amenities pitch, Prank Calling Alec Baldwin and the armorer from Rust, Boat Threats, Prisondude discusses his HIV and ruins his chances of going to prison, a little Hate Mail, You are allowed to say it now on Twitter, Horible Twitter Handl...

The Onion created one of my favorite comedy sketches of all time. The premise is an autistic reporter covers a story in a jail, and falls in love with the routine and security of imprisonment. What if that sketch were real? Well, now it is. I bought a prison, and I happen to have found the most w...