Juju isn't the only one getting milked since my wife gave birth. Vito Gesualdi joins us to talk about his relationship with Dick Masterson, the cow rumors, what he's going to do when Dick inevitably kicks him to the curb, the PARANORMAL stuff, and Comicsgate.

Mini Manson has been overrun by killer ants. The only way to stop them is the power of PISS! Will the ants colonize Mini Manson's porch, or will the combination of peepee, firecrackers, and PURE ROCK AND ROLL win the day? Urine for a treat.

The henchmen speak to Alex Stein's CHAT RAT QUEEN, Morgan Elizabeth, and go over the treasure trove of uncut Stein content we've gotten our hands on. This one takes a wild left turn, but ends in Streamyard-bombing the Pimp Blimp himself, and making him quit his stream.

Ryan Kelley, the guy who got my Youtube terminated again, has a wife named Fiona McCrossin. And Fiona has some interesting hobbies. When she's not busy shooting at teens on the highway, she's clowning around on Facebook. Literally. All of my enemies are the Earth's Jokers. PLUS: My conversations ...

While trawling and trolling Kick, we found a guy named Bradley and his Salacious Crumb, Boss Baby. Bradley was having a very chill night until Scott and Stella showed up (along with all the rest of the PODWFUL CULT) to explain their FinDom relationship, and give a live example. Brad's mind slowly...

Tom claims to be 6'5". He has stated this on many occasions. It's fairly certain from photos he is, in fact, tall, but is he THAT tall? PODAWFUL investigates.

Jesse's biggest inspiration, Morton Napolitano, sits down for an interview about his days in Public Access Television. He was the KING Of Public Access. Because that was the name of his show. Remember, when the camera's on, YOU'RE ON!

Hostbusters gets repeatedly pornbombed while his gas station friend Jeremy gets so upset he needs to self-medicate REDBAR-STYLE. PLUS: Maddox released a video about Dick Masterson and the lolsuit.

We finish up the Mir Musk Mersh interview. Mersh not only is terrified that PODAWFUL has been behind it all, but he is also a big fan of history. PLUS: The James Question (JQ) Intervention was a HUGE mistake on Lenny's part.

Tom joins Jesse for a preshow tech test, and Jesse immediately detects that Tom is down in the dumps.

Drew W. Shield gets gooed, Michael Wright's high school zombie flick, Bob Hickman's Halloween wishes, Wild Man Chris curses the Holy Spirit and also a parking lot, Ching Chang Chong gets lost, Brian Alan Fortune's threat to his viewers, and I nearly held Kattan at gunpoint.

Chris Kattan is OBSESSED WITH SKIN. Mr. Spergers sent some skin to Candace. Kattan does the worst stand-up ever and slowly admits to the crowd that he is a flesh consuming creature. Dirk dumps chemicals into his eyes.

Immediately after the "Is Ethan Ralph SOBER?" episode, Ethan happened to start up ANOTHER Twitter space. I joined in and offered Ethan the chance at an AMAZING opportunity. A TWO WEEK PAID VACATION FROM THE INTERNET. All in an effort to destroy "The Sektur."

We are TESTING GREEN/ FIX UR MIC RETARDS: The Podawful training camp for voice chat etiquette/ NO MORE MADDOX/ Jesse has sworn himself to retardation instead of arguing with Dick simps/ HATE MAIL/ Strong names/ Riley is a GIRL'S NAME/ DIRK wants to fuck his dad and sabotages Daddy Dirks relations...

Also, for some reason, Stardust is a banana.

FRIDAY NIGHT SHOW RETURNS/ TECH PROBLEMS INFINITELY/ Mersh new car show dream/ Mersh's radio needs a mechanic/ Ruphio breaks banking using gaming/ Charles Howell notices a pattern/ Jesse warns against the perils of cult dating/ Chewie is dating Caroline/ Zephod made Angie have a big baby freakout...

Stella gets a little too freaky deeky with Ruphio while Fallen Reaper licks his sexually assaulted wounds. Also it turns out, weed is good for kids.

Tom goes live for a Saturday stream and PODAWFUL takes over again for another 6 hours. Tom and Jesse are now officially boyfriend and boyfriend, and cohosts.

Vito actually stops by the Awfter Show to talk to all his new fans. Everything goes smoothly until Vito gets questioned on his love for t-girls. We watch a Salvopancakes Vs. Vito video where Vito threatens a few B's to front of Salvo's H.