Spergtopia pulls a failtroll at the top of the show, HATE MAIL: A guy has been watching gay porn for a year to own me, Kevin Brennan reacts to my impression, Aaron Imholte's horrific sex crimes, Nick Rekieta went to Dick Masterson's wedding on coke, Royce Lopez's secret cuck Twitter account, Revi...

After a rollercoaster ride of a weekend, Ethan Ralph has been killing it, doing a heel-turn on his friends, and a face-turn on his foes. But people are once again accusing Ralph of being drunk or on pills, saying it's been a total shitshow. I will save Ralph even if it means going to extreme meas...

Ethan Van Sciver's COPE TOUR has begun. He spent an entire hour on Dick Masterson's show talking about THROAT GOAT, but somehow I never got a mention. Dick Masterson and Vito talk about the Eric July episode... but Vito can't remember watching PODAWFUL. Kinda WEIRD, huh? Aaron Imholte from Steel ...

DOGGOPLASMOSIS IS REAL. Redbar took two months off his show because his dog died, and I guess he couldn't get updoots for his heckin woofer on reddit anymore. Probably just a coincidence that he didn't do a show the entire time PODAWFUL was going live daily, and then came back when Jesse took a w...

PODAWFUL is now part of COMICSGATE. Dick Masterson probably wishes this never happened, he's already got enough problems with Vito spilling his secrets to Jesse, but now ERIC JULY has tagged PODAWFUL into one of the most severe tweet beatdowns I've ever seen. Juju the Cow has had his meat tenderi...

ETHAN RALPH, MILO YIANNOPOULOS, and VITO GESUALDI are here! When you look up the stupid, over-used zoomer term "crashing out" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Ethan Ralph next to it. The Ragepig is a force that brings destruction behind him wherever he goes. In this episode, Ethan destroy...

I am joined by animator and cartoonist Sven Stoffels, author of Butch Killigan, to talk about an EMBARRASINGLY TERRIBLE podcaster. A guy who wears over-sized grandma sunglasses in his dark studio, makes a big deal about using in-ear monitors instead of headphones, and loves covering Patrick Melto...

VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me a...

Comedy Shaman says STOP SNITCHIN'. Dick Masterson says STOP SNITCHIN'. Then Dick says start snitchin' when one of his own schizo fans shows up to his house. Keemstar is writing scripts for Boogie on Lolcow Live.

Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "joke...

Juju isn't the only one getting milked since my wife gave birth. Vito Gesualdi joins us to talk about his relationship with Dick Masterson, the cow rumors, what he's going to do when Dick inevitably kicks him to the curb, the PARANORMAL stuff, and Comicsgate.

Dick Masterson has Mad Cow Disease now that his own "Dickpocracy" has caught up to him. After championing his minion Riley going after Eric July, Daxipad tweets his disapproval of the same harmless shenanigans happening to him. I've started a brand new business called RileyEats, where you can hav...

There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARR...

Also, for some reason, Stardust is a banana.

Vito actually stops by the Awfter Show to talk to all his new fans. Everything goes smoothly until Vito gets questioned on his love for t-girls. We watch a Salvopancakes Vs. Vito video where Vito threatens a few B's to front of Salvo's H.

JODY PLAUCHÉ IS HERE! Happy Daddy's Day to the internet's hero, the human cure to child predators Gary Plauché. I interview Gary's son Jody about his story. The internet's fever pitch, ravenous hunt for the heads of preds has got me thinking though... is everyone online actually a paranormal guy?...

Ethan Ralph and Mersh have been in complete meltdown mode and it might be all my fault. Ethan just cried on a live stream with Mister Metokur and Matt Jarbo. Mersh is upset on Nightwave Radio over a tweet about his mom. Now I have singlehandedly ended INTERNET BLOODSPORTS FOREVER. I've learned th...