Juju isn't the only one getting milked since my wife gave birth. Vito Gesualdi joins us to talk about his relationship with Dick Masterson, the cow rumors, what he's going to do when Dick inevitably kicks him to the curb, the PARANORMAL stuff, and Comicsgate.

Dick Masterson has Mad Cow Disease now that his own "Dickpocracy" has caught up to him. After championing his minion Riley going after Eric July, Daxipad tweets his disapproval of the same harmless shenanigans happening to him. I've started a brand new business called RileyEats, where you can hav...

There seems to be some confusion going on about my Christmas vacation. Some people got it in their heads I'm going to Jet Neptune's Fishtank. Because of a fish emoji. So is it true? Will PODAWFUL be the next in the 'Tank? The Piranhas discuss the new secret "lore" of Fishtank Season 2, the EMBARR...

Also, for some reason, Stardust is a banana.

Vito actually stops by the Awfter Show to talk to all his new fans. Everything goes smoothly until Vito gets questioned on his love for t-girls. We watch a Salvopancakes Vs. Vito video where Vito threatens a few B's to front of Salvo's H.

JODY PLAUCHÉ IS HERE! Happy Daddy's Day to the internet's hero, the human cure to child predators Gary Plauché. I interview Gary's son Jody about his story. The internet's fever pitch, ravenous hunt for the heads of preds has got me thinking though... is everyone online actually a paranormal guy?...

Ethan Ralph and Mersh have been in complete meltdown mode and it might be all my fault. Ethan just cried on a live stream with Mister Metokur and Matt Jarbo. Mersh is upset on Nightwave Radio over a tweet about his mom. Now I have singlehandedly ended INTERNET BLOODSPORTS FOREVER. I've learned th...