14 minutes straight of Ruphio producing healing tears of love.

Chuck Stegall has his live stream taken over by an effervescent and mysterious Transylvanian named Ellynaria. Immediately, Chuck's audience prefers The Ellynaria Show over Chunk's usual mopey silence, and terrible trolls. The Cult Is H2BH.

We met a guy named Plague Doctor Zakk from Cog's discord server. He's a perfect, hand-flapping, mega-autistic mess. He has the traits of every classic Goon rolled into one. The voice of Santa Cruz Joker, the body of Robert Robinson, the stolen valor of Michael Wright, the hobbies of Ruphio Pheoni...

AN EASTER SPECIAL! HE IS RISEN. My twin brother Jeff rose from the dead to prank Ethan Ralph while the Killstream is live. Ethan finally got the Also, Cocks stickers I've been trying to give him for over a year, but unfortunately immediately after that Ethan got SWATTED. In some big mix-up I woun...

Fox Azure is a furry and old school internet lolcow who has appeared in porno, terrible industrial bands, and has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page. He also happens to be a former friend of our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix, a gamer who we bullied off of Youtube at the end of the year. Fox shares some h...

BANNED FROM "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" w/ Baked Alaska and Brittany VentiBAKED ALASKA and BRITTANY VENTI are here! Jesse and David went to HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US, the insane (((art installation))) constructed by Shia Labeouf for crybabies to chant like zombies until Trump disappears. Alt Right darlin...

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Ethan Ralph and Mersh have been in complete meltdown mode and it might be all my fault. Ethan just cried on a live stream with Mister Metokur and @Matt Jarbo . Mersh is upset on @Nightwave Radio over a tweet about his mom. Now I have singlehandedly ended INTERNET BLOODSPORTS FOREVER. I've learned...

The show will be back soon. Thank you for your patience. Thanks to the over 75 new Pizza Funders as well. Next episode will be for tha' Fundas. ???? Be back soon. Safety and Peace. ????

A DOUBLE GOON DOUBLE GUNT EPISODE! The two biggest lolcows on the internet, both in size and in milk production. Ethan Ralph of the Killstream and Mersh of Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis have a lot in common. They are corpulent beyond repair, with gunts dragging the floor, egomaniacal and...

WHO MASTERMINDED THE ABSOLUTE WORST TERRORIST ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY? The attack on the Nation's Capitol building on Jan 6 by terrorist insurgent grandpas and grandmas will never be forgotten. But there are still so many questions left from that day. Pod Awful is live on ...

OnlyFans E-thot gets horribly trolled by the Pod Awful Cult, and calls the cops. UNCUT AND UNCENSORED.

I stumbled across an e-girl taking a break from showing her orifices to simps on her OnlyFans to try to fish for new simps on Twitch. Not a bad idea, really, especially considering this Dakota Maryjane girl has already been banned for 15 years from TikTok for letting the nip slip one too many tim...

>Final broadcast to the people of the future, to be passed down through the holocrons. This is the secret of why white people love mayonnaise. DO NOT SHARE WITH [[[NEO-MAJORITIES.]]]Edited by Ryan Katsu Pokémontrainer Rivera

KAYS COOKING has been a friend and an enemy of the show for the past FIVE YEARS. We started covering her just after Thanksgiving in 2016. Since then, so many insane things have happened with her that even I have trouble remembering it all. Luckily, for Thanksgiving this year, I am thankful for LE...

Yes. I know. I am obsessed. I have an addiction. I can't get over Mersh. I have a drinking problem. His teats keep producing lolcow milk, and I keep on drinkin' it. I am in recovery. I'm trying my best. I haven't watched @Nightwave Radio in over a week. I am unsubscribed from @Revenge Of The Cis....

REVENGE OF THE CIS has been rocky ever since Mersh dragged his WeBull Wobble off the couch and into his own Apartment. Rolls Royce needs a third for his Devil's Triangle with his wife, and it seems like the only man for the job is the host of "Afternoonwave," AGLuck. AG is a sad sack, hanger-on o...