The Death Of Trolling was never more clear than when the Pod Awful Cult stumbled upon one of those grandma-scamming Pearl Parties on Facebook Live, and discovered its hosts were claiming to be trolls themselves! They "Hello fellow kids'd" their way through 4-chan memes, and attempted to sweet ...

Fox Azure is a furry and old school internet lolcow who has appeared in porno, terrible industrial bands, and has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page. He also happens to be a former friend of our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix, a gamer who we bullied off of Youtube at the end of the year. Fox shares som...

BANNED FROM "HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US" w/ Baked Alaska and Brittany Venti

BAKED ALASKA and BRITTANY VENTI are here! Jesse and David went to HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US, the insane (((art installation))) constructed by Shia Labeouf for crybabies to chant like zombies until Trump disappears. Alt R...

BLACK MISERY MONTH: Black people wash meat and white people don't. This is the cause of all racism. Jesse tries his best to save black lives by explaining why washing meat is not just bad for you, but makes your food taste bad. PLUS, we crank call several restaurants to find out whether or not...

I am a #TargetedIndividual or #TI. I am being pursued by #Gangstalkers. They watch my every move. They control me with brain parasites. They watch me with drones. They force me to collect GOO for King K Rool. I speak to Justin, a TI who has discovered a terrible secret about what the perps are...

We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world's worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive lev...

Conan O'Brien invented podcasts in the year 2019 and made them a viable business according to Variety Magazine. THANKS! Funny enough, I've been doing a podcast since 2009, and made it my job in 2016, but I don't know what I would do if it weren't for CONAN "PUNKIN HEAD" O'BRIEN. Marc Maron rui...

THE FINAL AWARDZ. The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Beefer Teen, The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Award, and the Fortnite Gamer Award, and a special prize to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT. Incl...

Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, jesse get...

A man named Stephen Watkins came to a Facebook group for psychics looking for help. He needed to know the paternity of his child. He found Scott Green, lawyer extraordinaire from Australia. Scott came to me for my psychic gifts, and together, we will go through Stephen's entire Facebook accoun...

The Democratic Socialists of America, or NAMbLA, are a bunch of ineffectual losers who think the only way to fix the broken system of capitalism in America is by replacing it with the incredibly successful every where it has ever been tried system of Socialism. And they will get it done just a...

Tool fans are well known for being insufferable cult-like losers, and even Maynard James Keenan thinks so. After I tried triggering the TOOLS a little with a stupid video, they lost their minds defending their BIG BRAINS and the cringe lyrics of their favorite band. We go over Maynard's appear...

The Santa Cruz Joker, AKA Lunatic Leonard, AKA Harlan Moncrief, AKA Harlan Dale Absher spent a week melting down and threatening Jesse's life. Begging Jesse to come to Santa Cruz for a fight, like the internet tough guy that he is, the 5'3" Joker opened up a can of worms the likes of which he ...

A guy calling himself "The Santa Cruz Joker" blew up for a bit on Twitter. He walks around town in full Joker getup, scaring the locals, and getting bricks thrown at him by the homeless. He had a run in with Jesse in a series of tweets, and after blocking Pod Awful on Twitter, made a sworn ene...

Gamer Ruphio Pheonix has gone M.I.A. from the internet ever since our last episode about him. All we want is for him to return to form, and in the mean time, we are JONESING for new Ruphio content. Luckily we found an old, previously undiscovered channel from Ruphio that not only unlocks the m...

I'm joined by Ryan Katsu Rivera and Scott from Australia to try even more speech-to-speech relay prank calls. Listener Lenny Wayes had the brilliant idea (which is now trademarked and owned by Pod Awful) of the pranksters being on BOTH ends of the relay, to fuck with the operator in between. R...

A retarded Asian girl has phone sex through a relay service with Tony Soprano.

This clip is from OKStupid 3.

Jesse catfishes a bunch of old schmucks into thinking he is a cute Asian girl with a speech impediment, through the dating app, OKCupid. The plan is to call these guys using Speech-To-Speech Relay, a service for hearing and speech impaired individuals where an operator repeats word for word an...

Enemy of the show, Robert Robinson, a notorious pedophile rapist, has finally been sentenced and is going to prison. We celebrate with an update on his misery and, in an event that has never happened before, an update on his HEIGHT. Plus: Jesse's Williamsburg tour, testing an insane prank call...

Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, has disappeared from the internet again. The man who wanted to be the world's best gaming streamer has removed all his Youtube videos. That won't stop Pod Awful from trying to bring him back though, thanks to our archive of his content. Jesse received a fascinatin...