Q&A AMA

Doing a Q&A in the comments below this post. All of your burning questions, anything you want to know, I am FORCED to answer. (legally binding agreement, two anvils tied to ropes slowly burned by a candle above my head)
I will reply to all queries (you are agreeing to being queer by asking)
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Are you mad at me?
Always.
Would you rather sit through a 4 hour Tool concert or sit through a highlight reel of Dick Masterson every time he donned the Juju get up?
This didn't need to be a would you rather because I would do the Juju one anyway
What kind of logistical hurdles did you have to overcome to build the moon base and how do you like living there now that it's been a few years?
Hardest part was getting the fan to spin.
Was nice until the Indians moved in.
How do you leave your desk?
I don't.
How are your balls doing?
They plump when you cook em
Did you have to get a special space man permit in order to build a base on the moon? How come you don't have to wear a space suit to protect from space radiation? Are you really a moon man?
Let me ask you a question, why would a man who's shirt says "Genius At Work" spend all his time watching a children's cartoon show?
why did doug dimmadome basically copy my question
A competitive methamphetamine user approaches you on an elevator and asks you: "where do you get your ideas?"
How do you respond?
Does he have a cock?
Technically yes
Why do the cultists have such heavy loads?
The real question is why can't you take them?
When did you last talk to Marilyn Manson? How's he doing? Have you guys gone to Six Flags again or done anything cool together recently?
Manson (or Merle, as I call him) and I had a great time at Disney World together recently, although there was an incident where they wouldn't let him take his mouth tubes onto Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin
I'm sorry to hear that!
How you bean?
Castor