Q&A AMA

Doing a Q&A in the comments below this post. All of your burning questions, anything you want to know, I am FORCED to answer. (legally binding agreement, two anvils tied to ropes slowly burned by a candle above my head)

I will reply to all queries (you are agreeing to being queer by asking)

⬇ ask me n e thang

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Corey Galindo
CG

Are you mad at me?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 04:25PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

Always.

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 04:25PM UTC.
GibsonDawg
GD

Would you rather sit through a 4 hour Tool concert or sit through a highlight reel of Dick Masterson every time he donned the Juju get up?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 04:29PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

This didn't need to be a would you rather because I would do the Juju one anyway

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:36PM UTC.
Alpine Desperado
AD

What kind of logistical hurdles did you have to overcome to build the moon base and how do you like living there now that it's been a few years?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 04:31PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

Hardest part was getting the fan to spin.

Was nice until the Indians moved in.

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:36PM UTC.
BeefDirky
DR

How do you leave your desk?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 04:38PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

I don't.

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:37PM UTC.
GoatScrote
GT

How are your balls doing?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 04:42PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

They plump when you cook em

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:37PM UTC.
Doug Dimmadome
DD

Did you have to get a special space man permit in order to build a base on the moon? How come you don't have to wear a space suit to protect from space radiation? Are you really a moon man?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 05:08PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

Let me ask you a question, why would a man who's shirt says "Genius At Work" spend all his time watching a children's cartoon show?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:39PM UTC.
Alpine Desperado
AD

why did doug dimmadome basically copy my question

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 10:47PM UTC.
Bones-N-Joyer
LH

A competitive methamphetamine user approaches you on an elevator and asks you: "where do you get your ideas?"

How do you respond?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 05:13PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

Does he have a cock?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:40PM UTC.
Bones-N-Joyer
LH

Technically yes

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 07:25PM UTC.
smedrick
RW

Why do the cultists have such heavy loads?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 05:19PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

The real question is why can't you take them?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:40PM UTC.
LastSled
LS

When did you last talk to Marilyn Manson? How's he doing? Have you guys gone to Six Flags again or done anything cool together recently?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 05:31PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

Manson (or Merle, as I call him) and I had a great time at Disney World together recently, although there was an incident where they wouldn't let him take his mouth tubes onto Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:42PM UTC.
LastSled
LS

I'm sorry to hear that!

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 07:38PM UTC.
TakeOffDemTiddies
OK

How you bean?

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 05:48PM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

Castor

Reply to Comment. Posted on May 07 2025 at 06:42PM UTC.

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