FREE PIZZA FUND FOR A MONTH?????

Hey,

 

Did you know if you sign up for the 6 month version of whatever level you are in, you get one month for FREE? Pay for 5 months, the sixth is on the house.

Here's you: "Wow, Jesse, you truly are the greatest guy. I already quit my job to dedicate my life to the show, these savings will really help!"

 

Upgrade, it pro-rates it for ya. Consider that the little extra spit on your burger that gives it flavor. You want to taste what's inside my mouth. My drool is like nectar.

 

Let's recap:

 

6 month subscription is better than 1 month.

Why? Because you get free stuff.

Upgrading iis at no extra cost.

Math done for you.

You want to eat my drool.

 

Head on over to your account page and upgrade. I will personally mail you an envelope full of drool.

 

New Pizza Fund is being worked on.

 

Discontent being added all the time.

 

Never miss a live show.

 

Drink the drool.

 

- Jesse