E-MERSH-ENCY BROADCAST

We have a CODE BONE WHITE! MERSH has done the unthinkable! All hands on triangle! I repeat, all hands on triangle! We are at GRIFTCON 1! Mersh lost his StreamElements account only a couple weeks after losing Streamlabs, and now has no way to make money on Nightwave Radio. He needs SOMEONE other than himself to blame, someone to scapegoat to enhance his "deplatformed" grift, and who else would it be but Pod Awful? The Queen takes to his twitter to stoke the flames, and LIES claiming "gay ops" took him down. Why on earth would the only person willing to send Mersh $376 go to the trouble to take away his income source? I was busy on my HONEYMOON when Mersh got popped. If I wanted to bully a waitress out of her tips, I\'d just go to Applebee\'s and verbally destroy cougars in my finest blazer. In order to prove my innocence, I am willing to go to EXTREME COUNTERGRIFT MEASURES... to the tune of $5000. But my newlywed wife is not too happy about it...'