Moon Base Upgrades

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The Moon Base is receiving a major overhaul, and the Goonopticon is being upgraded so we never miss an unspooling!

New tech developments:

1. 4K Cybervision™

2. Robocam 🎥 is being upgraded and cloned

3. A larger viewport. Deer God sees all.

4. Blinky-Dinky Camera and video switching 🚨

5. The InfinityDesk® has MORPHED into the BullyStation®

6. The Fan now moves SLIGHTLY SLOWER

7. The Henchmen now monitor the Goonopticon 29.5/7 (Lunar Days) 🌙

8. The earth's Largest Goon Alarm 

 

Pod Awful R&D has been working around the clock for YEARS to develop these anti-podcast, AU detecting breakthroughs in technology. If you'd like to contribute, join or upgrade your Pizza Fund. You can also buy a shirt. Nearly every design we've ever released is currently available on the store here: https://www.belowthecollar.com/tshirt-stores/podcast-tees/podawful 

There are still more potential upgrades that are on the docket, and I've already spent more than Mersh makes in 5 months off of TrollierThanThou and Avon Chartsdale. More archives and content coming soon to the Fund.

 

- Jesse

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InSpades
IS

Now how can we work in sort of death ray to nuke goons from orbit. Or maybe turn the infinity desk into some 4d gyroscope with buttons in all cardinal directions?

Reply to Comment. Posted on Aug 25 2022 at 12:20AM UTC.
PodAwful
JP

If you think I haven't at least looked into how to make the entire BullyStation spin on at least one axis, you don't understand Pod Awful at all.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Aug 25 2022 at 12:22AM UTC.
InSpades
IS

I figured you’ve already been doing the research, maybe there’s a henchman that can get some sort of out of service machines that astronauts use.

Reply to Comment. Posted on Aug 25 2022 at 05:41PM UTC.
CodemanX
TH

Is there a way you can get a cyber tube that dramatically dispenses Moon Cheese(TM) snacks when needed during the show?

Reply to Comment. Posted on Aug 25 2022 at 02:29AM UTC.
Hawke
BH

Automated Dr. Pepper dispenser?

Reply to Comment. Posted on Aug 25 2022 at 02:33AM UTC.
JM3
JM

A Bullystation AND a slower moving fan?! I might move up to the $40 level and see if we can get that fan moving just a little bit slower! Can’t wait dude!

Reply to Comment. Posted on Aug 25 2022 at 02:46AM UTC.

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