Pirate Ruphio Plays Russian Roulette

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The final moments of the king of pirates, Thunderslash AKA Pirate Ruphio AKA Grim Jester AKA Vampirate AKA Jesse Morgan spent with us during a whippet-fueled meltdown ending in what we can only assume is going to be a calm evening. Thunderslash describes himself as a vampire, claims he is related to Captain Morgan, and sounds an insane amount like Ruphio Pheonix. No harm came to anybody this night, though it probably should have.