SCP-1185 | KATTAN | Comedy Cryptid - POD AWFUL PODCAST LF15
For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without capture. Now the comedy cryptid has attempted to feast upon the flesh of Youtube, horrifying onlookers with his gangly arms, his pulsating hunchback, and his gnashing teeth. In this episode we follow the Special Containment Procedures to study the KATTAN in his habitat, investigate mummified Mexican Aliens, revisit the anomaly Mr. Spergers in his filthy hovel, speak to Peter Caine about his frozen Bigfoot, and uncover a shocking secret about the Detroit BLACK NEWS Team.