There's A Retard In The Applebee's Bathroom - PRIMO PRANK SHOW

For the first time ever, JCru got NO responses for Black Misery Month, so instead, Jesse tries to do some prank calls to restaurants. The weird thing is, most places aren't even answering their phones. Finally, an Applebees takes the bait and they get reeled in HARD.

This is the definitive origin of the "retard locked in a bathroom." The most insane, Compliance-style, prank call ever, slowly forcing an entire staff of an Applebee's to do my bidding.