PIMPING A BLIMP: Mersh - POD AWFTER SHOW LF3
Alex Stein SETS UP Mersh to go on the most embarrassing date of all time by forcing him, Royce, and some gay wrestler they know to play a mock round of "The Dating Game." Watch in horror as Mersh's eyes lose all control the first time they set their gaze on a woman in the flesh.
I think Check Bio is finally transitioning in to Brian Peppers
No idea how Smocaine achieved that perfect picture movie, but I had to contort myself like a pretzel to assume the Mersh morph. That troon is mad that this was worse than cutting your dick off and still never being a woman. I saw his stupid face. Never worked outside of academia or an office cubicle with bean bags for chairs and naptime corners a day in his life. This was painful, DICKHEAD!!!!
fuck
I love the taxes epiphany. My mom still does mine and that somehow feels worse than being late so you're way ahead of me.
Ohhhhh shit, have you filed yet? I wanna do your taxes so bad dude. Please? Just fire your info over to my pizza fund email and I got you.
Fuck, I gotta do my taxes.
lol jesus i thought I was late.