DICK vs VITO: Loli-Cow Live - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO17

Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "jokes" about kids? Nu-uh, of course not, Dick likes those. Well then, what is the reason? It's because Dick Masterson is jealous of Keemstar's success, and wants to copy Lolcow Live and turn Vito into his sissy-hypno Boogie. So now Juju the Lolcow becomes the Farmer as he initiates his latest scheme: THE RIFT GRIFT. And the real reason for the breakdown of their show presents itself when Dick's henchman RILEY starts threatening to come to Vito's house. Did PODAWFUL cause all of this? PLUS: Mersh and Ethan Ralph try to become Vito's replacement, and Jesse's prank call to Alan Dershowitz goes viral.