Dakota pisses AGAIN, more Thot pa-TROLLING, The Twitch Police come to the rescue, ZOOMING the moon base, DAKOTA'S NIP SLIP UNCENSORED. JACK OFF MATERIAL. MUST SEE TITTIES. THROBBING COCK FILLED WITH CUM IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND.

Some Open Micers were working on joke writing, so I jumped in to test the waters on their tolerance, but I think they were so starved for something funny they were just H2BH.

The cult taks turkey, Kelsey has a meltdown over trying to sing the British national anthem, and being high is fake.

The Mershaholics Anonymous meetings continue. The entire phone call with the CEO of CBDX exposing Royce and Mersh's terrible business acumen. Find out how much Pod Awful is making off of sponsor cucking Mersh!

Jesse got a spooky pizza, Kelsey is in trouble, more hate mail, Thomas Daly's phone belongs to Pod Awful now, r/Mindscepter whiffs it again, beating our Mersh addiction as a cult, more names for Black Buzz Lightyear.

Andy and Kyler have turned against Mersh since he attempted to Arrest The Internet.

"Beks" is Mersh's top moderator and she has completely lost her mind in Discord. We go over a bunch of Pod Awful hate mail. TJ is made to look stupid with some behind-the-scenes footage of the Making A Turderer documentary.

How to YES-AND for dummies, Corey is outed as trans by a Tinder date, Reddit helps FIND LILAH, Milhip fails at ruining a troll, IP logging the mole in Discord and getting all his doxx.

Mersh gets desperate to make his cat's instagram account bigger than Eliana's. Eliana's cat is loved by Russians. Mersh's computer breaks down. Davey Crocko looks for a truce. Gay Milhip is now buying subs and views.

The story of how Baked Alaska and Pod Awful came together to collab on a Mersh diss track, the hilarious footage of Baked dancing, and a whole lot more.

The first full interview with Spooky Charles, who showed up late for his big break with Major Influencers.

That time I invited a creepy stalker to come meet Mersh... against Mersh's will.

PART TWO OF A TWO PARTER! PART ONE: https://podawful.pizza/posts/1279  EVEN MORE of Ruphio's triumphant return and redemption! Ruphio explains how crypto and stocks work, and makes a few meals. Also, a cult member sells drugs while broadcasting audio by accident.

TWO PARTER! Ruphio rejoins the Pod Awful Discord, has a great time, answers a ton of questions, and plans a surprise attack on Lilah.

The Santa Cruz Joker didn't show up for our fight at the aquarium. Also, I get a few mulligans on my "All Star" Lolcow parody.

Plank sent Lorea sex creep texts. Lorea sent them to Chewie. Chewie shared them with Scott and Jesse. Somehow, the entire cult saw them. Lilah used to date Plank. Lilah knew about the problem Lorea had with Plank. Lorea is not happy. JERRY! JERRY JERRY!

We wrap up watching Ian Ellis' pornbombing himself, cover a single Mersh video for 6 hours, and somehow the Santa Cruz Joker shows up.

Black Hammer continues getting colonized through their Zoom meetings.