HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Bob Hickman AKA God Entered My Body Like A Body Same Size is selling his insane Bobmobiles, and I want to buy them. A new Chills Top 4 list. Spooky Charles has been spooked off of the internet. Ted Van Son's LGBTParanormal Investigation continues, this time on Ghost Nation, where...
Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this ...
Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis loves bragging to the "spergs" in his chat that he is a real comedian. He's opened for Doug Stanhope. He's worked with Luis J. Gomez. He's stolen all his jokes from Jim Norton. Now we have the proof! Mersh's ten-year-old comedy album, KILLJOY, has...
My listeners were concerned after my appearance on the podcast "Talking With Teddy" that the host Ted Van Son seemed a little TOO interested in his underage guest, Joseph. I decided to do some investigating. I discovered that not only is Teddy a ghost hunter, who has appeared on TV shows like Par...
MICHAEL WRIGHT is back! Ever since being bullied for stealing valor, Michael has taken up the Christian faith, and tried to live as a godly man. He struggles with the whole "turn the other cheek" concept, though, because he BADLY wants vengeance on Pod Awful for making fun of him. In an ill-conce...
THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I d...
Youtuber Chills covers all the spooky internet creepypasta, including our very own #GOON Bob Hickman. The problem is, Chills has the absolute most annoying voice on Youtube. Is it autism? Is he a gay vampire? Is he just so Canadian that his voice has been warped into a horrific drone? We get to t...
I can see when you share the Premium content on Discord, Reddit, Telegram and yes even the the guy who keeps sharing it on SIGNAL. I still see that. Knock it off, or lose your accounts. *no refunds
The only game show on the internet where a criminally insane man travels thousands of miles for a joke! Jesse has left Santa Cruz and traveled 24 hours straight to a SECRET LOCATION. The first person to guess where Jesse is will win FABULOUS CASH PRIZES! Where on the Earth's Earth could he be? Je...
Losers who have contributed nothing are still COPING over the fact I turned Dick Masterson from The Dick Show into a LOLCOW. I was done milking anyway, but those same losers are so desperate for content they are falling for Dick's obvious troll of defending LOLICON. I know better than that, the w...
Kyle Cease, former stand up comedian turned motivational speaker guru, thinks he is safe now that several months have passed since Pod Awful called him out for his #METOO SCANDAL. He's back to uploading videos regularly and making women cry. There's just one problem for Kyle. Ever since I started...
Mike David from Redbar Radio is now claiming to have THE CORONAVIRUS. Is this another one of his SCAMS??? Redbar went on and on making fun of Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for getting the Kahunavirus. He wore not just a mask, but GLOVES to avoid getting COVID because of his immune deficiency di...
The cringiest episode I ever made was the one about my break up with my ex-girlfriend Skyler. Many of my enemies have used it to mock me, but I never took it down. Why? because there is an UNTOLD STORY about what happened immediately following that episode that flipped me from a crybaby mess to a...
The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter han...
RYAN KATSU RIVERA IS HERE to completely ruin the show! The Dark Future has broken my funny bone. I don't know when to laugh anymore, and I don't know what's funny. The world is completely upside down, cats and dogs livin' together, and I'm just trying to make fun of the internet. BUT EVERYTHING O...
THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no lo...
David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex ...
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had ...
My old room mate, "comedian" Kenan Jerome Floyd, tried to get me added to a list of racist comedians. Like a lot of clout-chasing comedians now, he considers himself a bit of an activist ever since his uncle George Floyd died and this #BLM thing started really POPPIN' OFF. Now that I am on GaS Di...
Hila Klein from the H3 Podcast and h3h3 productions recently tweeted out a selfie wearing a shirt she made to show support for the Black Lives Matter protests. While she claims she wouldn't be selling her "I Can't Breathe" t-shirt in her Teddy Fresh clothing line, it seemed suspicious. I thought ...