The Groypophile Generals, Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium, have been having a tough time navigating the cyber liminal spaces of social media. Forever lost in the unending backroom tubes of the internet. Luckily, they've groomed an army of Tradtwinks and Discord Kittens to fight their battles for the...

Mersh: BUTTMOGGED. Vrillium: BUTTMOGGED. Josh Moon: BUTTMOGGED. Elijah Schaffer: BUTTMOGGED. Kevin Scampoli: BUTTMOGGED. The Earth's Buttmogged range from cucks to pentacucks, grifters to failed grifters. WHO'S NEXT? Mersh threatens Kevin in a time machine, Kevin plans an elaborate CUCKENING OF D...

MANDICULAR IS BORN: Vrillium spends all day name searching himself to see if he's become famous enough yet to stop people from making fun of him on twitter. Sorry buddy, gonna have to start hitting the Ozempic and reverse the Twink Death if you wanna start pulling real grifter numbers. Last episo...

Jaden McNeil opens up the Groyper Files on the Groypophiles. What is a Groypophile? It's the gaggle of of Nick Fuentes wannabes like Elijah Schaffer and Vrillium (ABDL) who are the right level of gay but the wrong amount of charismatic to properly grift. Elijah Schaffer went on an insane rant aga...

Elijah Schaffer's big Rift TV comeback is an insane, never-ending downward spiral. Every single news story he covers is somehow just a self-report on his own crimes and failures. And he already has an entire gaggle of manservánt characters trying to prevent the ship from sinking. MEET THE TEAM! Y...

More Elijah Schaffer coverage on Rift TV as Jesse slowly decomposes.

Salvopancakes is making it unsafe for Jewish people to roam the streets and tunnels of New York City. Rabbi Shmuley waved a hankey at the police to have Salvo arrested for the crime of making unkosher comments. Salvo has been CURSED by the good Rabbi's ancient Hebrew magic of the BLOOD LIBEL, but...

Elijah Schaffer has been overdosing on redpills so much, he's fallen into the backrooms and ended up inside the Matrix. His married, tradcath GRIFT TV cohost Sarah Stock, it turns out, was secretly bending his spoon behind the scenes the whole time. NOBODY could see this coming (except me, a year...

I speak to the internet's leading expert on Jewish people, Adam )))GREEN(((, about our shared history of being JQ'd, a little white whine, we make fun of Beardson Beardly, Elijah Schaffer and RiftTV, and the embarrassing Groyper, Pinesap, who showed up on the youtube show Surrounded to be QUITE F...

Misfit Patriot and Elijah Schaffer are now fighting over Spirit Airlines tickets. Neither one of them can manage to fake-it-till-you-make-it their way into First Class. It's okay though, it turns out Mitzvah Patriot was actually just a mastermind troll the whole time. PLUS: Miss Fist got a phone ...

Misfit Patriot, either DEBATE ME live on air about Israel/Palestine and about your Penis/Vaginastine, or meet me in a gravel pit of my choosing to square up. I am now the King of the WOKE RIGHT, after Piers Morgan publicly humiliated Miss Fist Patriot, I exposed her yearbook photos proving her tr...

The Misfit Patriot is another fake conservative grifter who is speed running becoming a lolcow. Doxxing himself, losing fights, getting caught on Grindr... but there's one thing I need to know. Is this dude a Female-To-Male troon? Let's transvestigate. Miss Fist got invited onto Elijah Schaffer's...

Mersh and Royce have another visit with Elijah Schaffer to pretend to laugh and be straight together. This is some of the most heterosexual, REAL comedy you can find in the Conservative Griftosphere. Nothin' but straight guys bustin out CLASSIC racisms, the kind you know you are supposed to laugh...

A Mershmorial. Mersh's only dedicated Youtube clipper and doppelgänger, _Mersh, has died. Somehow he is still trolling Mersh from beyond the grave, causing Nightwave Radio to become a funeral service for his hate channel. We remember his legacy, and laugh at Mersh in his honor. PLUS: Comedy Shama...

Mersh is starting to make me feel like Björk. After dissecting Revenge Of The Cis' first appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show, Mersh decided to dramatically shave his head bald, and show the true MONSTER within. Now, after a second appearance on Eljiah's show, Hollywood Mersh is melting down. He'...