FLESH SIMULATOR is here. The big docs finally dropped. Hey, it only took seven years, Epstein would be a full on skeleton right now if he was actually dead. CODEWORDS: PIZZA, JERKY, WALNUT SAUCE. The elites are eating kids. It turns out, YOU are in the files. P---agate is an ARG that you can play...
Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that...
Josh Moon (from some sort of website) had a little lolcow meltdown about me (and my hair) on his show. For some reason, I can't remember the name of it. He's also really upset that I made fun of his LOSSCOW, KingCobraJFS. Anyway, I was gonna ignore it, but now he is sliding into my DM's, trying t...
It's been a good run! Almost 16 years of PODAWFUL later, and I'm finally doing what everyone in the comments has been saying for years. I've gotta get a real job. I'm applying for a real position for the first time in a decade, and thanks to a Flesh Simulator video, I now know about Jobs.Now! It'...
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THEY DONE HOODOO'D ME! Josh Moon claimed I faked the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage using AI. Well, thanks to a tip, I now know the TRUTH about who the "anonymous source" was for the footage... and their elaborate troll on me! PLUS: Aaron Imholte is in hot water, the April Imholte shirt is still ca...
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ETHAN RALPH CALLS IN LIVE! After all I did to try to help Ethan, he had the nerve to get mad at me. And Mad at the Internet. Speaking of which, the many people are talking about my call with Ralph, including Josh Moon from Kiwifarms. Turns out he's a fan. Some sort of witness protection burn vict...
Thank god Ethan Klein told us all Hasan Piker is a bad guy or we would have never known. Hila Klein is a Mossad agent and h3h3 is an Israeli psyop. Their entire marriage was setup to create a Youtube influencer mouthpiece. There's no freakin' way Hila is getting her Teddy Freshes dirty sitting on...