TURKEY TOM put out a video about ScottyKFitness, and actually addressed the most important controversy of all... that I accused him of being bald. FACELESS helped Tom make the video and got totally ghosted while Tom was sharing PODAWFUL tweets in the video. PLUS: Brandon Buckingham lying about hi...

Turkey Tom is getting away with his CRIMES thanks to the ineptitude of Josh Moon. I seem to remember Tom was hosting Nightrape Radio while scrolling the #kidcore hashtag on Instagram. We really just letting that go? Also, isn't he bald? That's kind of a crime, too. Now Josh Moon is terrified that...

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MERSH WEEK CONTINUES. Mersh and Royce went to Las Vegas and all they have to show for it is a photo of Mersh's butt. We take a close look Up his Ante, and uncover that Royce is working as a double agent for PODAWFUL. All bets are off when the cult starts inspecting Mersh's bottom dollar, but does...

SALVO is here (sorta.) Destiny is exactly who every single person who ever saw him thought he was. No, I don't just mean a manlet, no not just a hypercuck, nu-uh, not even talking about a living reddit account reading wikipedia while hopped up on Vyvanse. HE'S A SEXCRIMINAL!!! And he's getting su...

Mersh, Queen Of All Gay Vampires, was interviewed by two doofuses about his epic life story: love, betrayal, bones, and hunger. An epic thrill ride of questions ensues where the hosts of Mir Musk vacillate between seeming like Nightwave Superfans and complete trolls. Mersh has confrimed on twitte...

Turkey Tom carves up slices of himself as an offering of cringe for Thanksgiving. After being completely cucked by his girlfriend, Tom cut her name into his chest. Salvo and Podawful went Turkey hunting, and are serving up a Roast for dinner. After Keemstar's DM's were leaked, he needed a distrac...