Zemrick becomes Pod Awful's puppet, and in doing so, a LEGEND. Ruphio reveals he is balding. Zemrick throws an UNO reverse and TWIRLS Ruphio to his face. Truly incredible stuff. Only On The Internet.™

Main Episode - Sympathy For The JOKER: https://youtu.be/2VkD3gKTivADriftwood was keeping a secret from me, and it turns out that the Cult's own LILAH has the scoop! Igglybuff isn't who we thought he was... PLUS: Ruphio freaks out about Valentine's day, and Stribs has made two incredible Ruphio 13...

Main Episode - GAMESTOPPED: Runnin' With Rifles RELOADED With Ruphio Pheonix And Fist: https://youtu.be/xGqZKbhxzfY Ruphio and Lilah argue after Ruphio's major league gaming loss to Plank/ Lilah decides whether her heart belongs to the top gamer or her own brother/ Ruphio's Discord goes haywire a...

Ruphio's goth goggles fog up as he begins hyperventilating over the thought of dominating Lilah and putting her in a dog cage.

Ruphio gets so horned up that he considers impregnating Lilah.

Ruphio gets lost in Lilah's sext messages as his penis attempts to become engorged.

Ruphio just straight up shows all the Piranhas his new girlfriend's HOLES.

Main Episode - Ruphio Pheonix DATING SIM(p) I interview Lilah about her whirlwind relationship with Ruphio behind the scenes, and the terrible secret she uncovered in the main show. Lilah gets her revenge on Ruphio leaking her nudes by inputting Hammurabi's Code into her Gameshark.

Former incel and current OMEGA GAMER CHAD, Ruphio Pheonix, has landed the Gamer Girl of his dreams, and she's a listener of Pod Awful! Jesse plays matchmaker to Ruphio and Lilah, who share so many similarities its almost unbelievable. Both love gaming. They have the same taste in music. They were...

Jesse received a bizarre phone call threatening him and his family and has tracked down the man who called him/ Ruphio Pheonix joins and the show becomes Runnin' With Rifles with an anti-semitic twist.

Trolling Road Rage Tampa/ Devin's grandma has Shoronavirus/ A million 9/11's every day/ Planning GAY OPS/ Thank you listener Michael for your service/ Guts gives his ASLRDS/ Greg leaks his sexts with Shalyn/ Gay Brad tries to lift weights/ Baked Alaska gets arrested/ Yeah that's based/ Andy Warsk...

THE EVENT OF THE YEAR! Our favorite #GOON Ruphio Pheonix and Jesse, The Greatest Guy, finally bury the hatchet and team up to take down the enemies of the internet TOGETHER. Ruphio calls in and reveals all: why he disappeared for two years, whether or not he has super powers, the mysteries surrou...

OnlyFans has turned the average woman into a hands-free prostitute, and the average man into drooling, mashed potato-brain simp. The woman we discuss in this episode is NO average woman however, and her ex-boyfriend is certainly no average man. This is the story of Mallory, the former partner of ...

The votes are in and the FATTEST Goon of 2020 has been decided! In this episode: The Santa Cruz Joker @From the Mind of Harlan proves just how limber a landwhale he is, and reveals how he lost his virginity to an old Mexican woman. Ruphio Pheonix is an Earth's Joker no more!. He was dumped by his...

Ruphileaks has ruined my sleep schedule/ TECH TALK/ Verbally destroying a poor African single mother/ Tova gives her ASLRDS, reveals she is an Earth's Joker/ Whang is a Joker and is secretly poor/ Erkwit gives his ASLRDS/ Fisher gives his ALRDS, reveals he is a brony/ Chewie looks like Cab Callow...

It's my birthday! And to celebrate, we cover my FAVORITE GOON... FOR SIX GODDAMN HOURS. Ruphio Pheonix is al ot of things, an incel, a gamer, a mall ninja, a vampire... somehow, and ALLEGEDLY a murderer. Two years ago Ruphio's long distance girlfriend went missing after she released some revenge ...

The Santa Cruz Joker Show has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so ...

The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comed...

It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, incl...

THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I d...