DONNIE TRUMP DARKO: Make Time Travel Great Again

Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this is according to coo-coo bananas, grifting conspiritard streamer, EntertheStars . I love Donnie Darko. It's one of my favorite movies and a great Halloween film, but somehow I had never noticed that it 100% proves that our president is Back To The Future-ing through spacetime to Make America Great Again. My girlfriend Kelsey comes on the show to explain the Trump Time Travel Theory, and then we break down the EntertheStars clip piece by piece until there is nothing left. PLUS: a very musical ending with our Goon friend Charles Howell!"