Inexplicably, people LOVE Walmart. I always thought you just went there because it was cheap and close by, but no. People post about it and like it on social media. They are brand loyal. There are guys with cerebral palsy who love WORKING there, and are mad they are getting rid of greeter jobs. T...
THE INTERNET'S ONLY PRANK CALL GAME SHOW. Listeners have suggested items to post to the free section of Craigslist. This episode's items include:"
BLACK MISERY MONTH: Black people wash meat and white people don't. This is the cause of all racism. Jesse tries his best to save black lives by explaining why washing meat is not just bad for you, but makes your food taste bad. PLUS, we crank call several restaurants to find out whether or not th...
Jesse P-S has discovered an exclusive story about legendary porn actor Ron Jeremy and the elder abuse and manipulation he is going through. Ron's manager Dante the comedian is ripping him off for his money from Cameo.com, and some lying jackass named Patrick Balahan is trying to steal Ron's socia...
There is a terrible website called CAMEO.COM where washed up "celebs" will say anything for some money. Recently Brett Favre, Andy Dick, and Soulja Boy got tricked by the alt right into saying anti-semitic messages. Well Jesse and Ryan Katsu Rivera had the idea first. About a month ago, Jesse got...
THE ONLY PRANK CALL GAME SHOW ON THE INTERNET. Listeners suggest items to post on the FREE section of Craigslist, and Jesse takes the calls, pranking them all. Whichever item gets the most calls wins! This episode goes totally off the rails, FAST. This is just part one. Find out the winner in par...
Alex Jones was false flagged into looking at trans porn. Jesse interviews Paul Joseph Watson from InfoWars and Prison Planet. Jesse and Ryan Katsu Rivera go to the World Trade Center. #GOON Michael Wright is 9/11 obsessed and sending Jesse death threats. The true puppet master pulling the strings...
Two #GOONS collide as Ching Chang Chong finds himself in legal troubles with his local library. Oddly enough, he sought out the professional help of none other than Actual Blackface Lawyer himself, Nick Rekieta (AKA #LAWTISM). Apparently his Lawsplaining only lead to Chang admitting on camera tha...
RYAN KATSU RIVERA is here! Hapas are Asian/white halfbreeds that have all the vitriol of a white supremacist, and all the penis of an Asian man. Their entire existence is questioning why Asian women hook up with dopey white dudes instead of them, the supreme gentlemen. They are bigger #incels tha...
Jordan Peterson went on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and gave the most bizarre interview where he claimed he eats only meat, that he went a full month without sleeping, and that cider gives him a sense of impending doom. Jesse decides to try the diet out for himself. PLUS: Brandon Marshall, T...
Nathan Larson is pro-rape, pro-incest, pro-incel, pro-pedophilia, pro-misogyny, and pro-Hitler... AND HE'S RUNNING FOR CONGRESS! Jesse interviews him for the full hour, to reveal the man behind the monster, uncover the lies the the Huffington Post might have told in their article about him, and f...
The hardest working man in Youtube Showbiz is a fella by the name of Brian Alan Fortune. Pouring TEN YEARS of hard work into "The Brian Show," BFart has influenced countless others that have come since, including Jesse. In this interview, Jesse manages to get to the bottom of Brain. Literally. Wh...
Facebook doesn't care that pedophiles run rampant on its service, but Jesse does. In this edition of the Pedo Files, Jesse targets the Indian scumbags trawling for Cheese Pizza in the Facebook Group, "Incest Stories." After taking down Pajeet, he manages to nab an American comedian as well named ...
The comic book character Deadpool has all the cleverness and creativity of a chain of comments on Reddit trying to piece together the lyrics of a Rick Astley song, so it's no wonder that the same big, fat, sweaty, putrid, losers from Reddit think it is a good idea to emulate him. Cringe to the De...
At the tail end of the shortest month of the year, Jesse wraps up all the shenanigans that have been going on with special guest DAVID REY MARTINEZ! Deandra and Ching Chang Chong have lost their minds. We get a call from JOCK JAM JESUS. Jesse calls his dad and things get very Gran Torino-y. Happy...
Actual pedophile ROBERT ROBINSON has finally been discovered by his hometown and the mobs are grabbing their torches and pitchforks. Jesse covers the LIES and MISINFORMATION the Goon is spreading about himself; interviews Joey Toothaker, the father of one of Robert's victims; and for the first ti...
The latest plague on your Facebook timeline is an insane pyramid scheme used to scam your stupid old aunt and grandma. It's called a "Pearl Party," a live stream of some dumb woman opening up oysters and selling gaudy, worthless pearls at a huge premium. Jesse can't stop watching one in particula...
Welcome to the Dark Future™ where mob justice is the law of the land and "Wisdom Of The Crowd" isn't used sarcastically. There is now a popular Tumblr called "This Is The Guy Who Raped Me" where anyone can anonymously submit, without proof, photos of men who (((ALLEGEDLY*))) raped them. In order ...
Jesse went undercover on the gay dating app Grindr to find and expose pedophiles. He confronted one in person who drives for Mister Softee Ice Cream Trucks in New York City. He slowly unravels the mystery of how it all connects back to PIZZAGATE, and manages to get the pedo and his boss on the ph...
Celebrating the anniversary of 9/11, Jesse exposes the truth of many conspiracy theories. Jesse Ventura calls in to help explain chemicals in tap water. Truth Cat from The Truth Factory calls in and exposes crisis actors, false flags, and George Soros. A prank call to Outback Steakhouse reveals s...