I created Walmart New York City to protect people from the online job lynch mob of dumb women social justice warriors with nothing better to do. Unfortunately, Facebook decided to shut our store down, so I've opened a new one in Santa Cruz, in honor of the Santa Cruz Joker. Once again, in less th...

Dumb bored SJW women with literally nothing better to do have decided to make their hobby getting people fired from their jobs for jokes. Well I've had enough of cancel culture, and I'm doing something about it. A girl named Natasha made an offensive joke on Facebook, and a gaggle of clucking blu...

Jeffrey Epstein completely and obviously, all alone, killed himself while on suicide watch inside his jail cell, in a prison that has only had one suicide in the past 40 years, by breaking all of his own neckbones using a paper towel. In order to give his condolences to the bereaved, Jesse gets h...

A retarded Asian girl has phone sex through a relay service with Tony Soprano. This clip is from OKStupid 3.

Jesse catfishes a bunch of old schmucks into thinking he is a cute Asian girl with a speech impediment, through the dating app, OKCupid. The plan is to call these guys using Speech-To-Speech Relay, a service for hearing and speech impaired individuals where an operator repeats word for word anyth...

Notre Dame is on fire. Sri Lanka just exploded. Jesus is risen. HAPPY EASTER! A lot of conspiracy theories are being thrown around about these incidents, Pizzagate, Islamic extremists, even incels may be to blame. Jesse calls up some Muslim hotlines to get to the bottom of things. meanwhile, we g...

BLACK MISERY MONTH: Black people wash meat and white people don't. This is the cause of all racism. Jesse tries his best to save black lives by explaining why washing meat is not just bad for you, but makes your food taste bad. PLUS, we crank call several restaurants to find out whether or not th...

A complete stranger called my show phone line over a week ago, revealing she is a bipolar homeless camgirl in California. Now she has shown up to my home looking for a job as co-host. I give Bridgette her chance, but what she doesn't know is, this is the "Backroom Casting couch" of podcasts. THER...

(((Evan Shapiro))) couldn't defend his anti-white tweets. I swear I'm not really a racist, the world is just nuts. I saw Evan listed his phone number on his website, so I called him as his doctor to tell him, "The results are in, you are severely inbred. Don't bother calling back, the condition i...

Another happy customer from the Pod Awful Facebook Terrorism Squad. Even I have no idea what this lunatic is talking about. https://imgur.com/a/85dbS 

Daryl decides to call back for some more gay punishment.

After changing Chang's old Facebook Group into a place for gay guys to eat ass, a Canadian redneck named Daryl got pretty mad that he was added to such a fruity group and wouldn't stop calling me.

Celebrating the anniversary of 9/11, Jesse exposes the truth of many conspiracy theories. Jesse Ventura calls in to help explain chemicals in tap water. Truth Cat from The Truth Factory calls in and exposes crisis actors, false flags, and George Soros. A prank call to Outback Steakhouse reveals s...

General Jesse goes to war on his ISP and OldSteph.

In celebration of April Fool's day, Jesse decides to do fan-favorite prank call show, CRAIGSLIST ROULETTE, the only game show that tortures real, unsuspecting people for no reason! Fans suggest items to list in the free section of Craigslist, and whichever item gets the most calls, wins!

Gavin McInnes has called Jesse out on his show, claiming Jesse prank called him. Gavin is being a giant baby about it, but Jesse did NOT make the call. It turns out a (((PROUDBOY))) that got made fun of by Jesse on Facebook, LIED to Gavin to try to exact revenge. Jesse declares WAR on Gavin and t...

DENISE FUNK is here! Jesse wants to explore the only conspiracy theory he has ever believed, #PIZZAGATE. He, David and Denise call Comet Pizza and Besta Pizza to get to the bottom of the Clinton funded child sex ring. Plus, Calling back an OKCupid prank, Kanye West has lost his mind, lesbian stuf...

HAPPY 9/11! DAVE WEISS is here! We get to the #TRUTH of 9/11, how the (((Jews))) were involved, enjoy some Furry memorials, watch Sick Hillary faint, laugh at a stupid mattress company, and prank call a jet fuel storage facility once again to find out about the whole steel beams thing.

JJ MATTISE is here! The return of CO-HORRIBLE. Jesse and David have put a fake ad on Craigslist looking for a new co-host for the show. JJ is a standup who responded. She believes this will be a paid gig. Instead, it is the "Backroom Casting Couch" of podcasts. Enjoy as minute after minute we tes...

TOM RICARDO is here! Jesse and the Chazzers have been up to no good trolling a bizarre Facebook Group for Ceiling Fan Lovers. Jesse, Tom, and listener Joe Peg prank call some "FANatics" with a round of "So Uhhh..." Plus Jesse's roommate, "Shadow Tom," gets shadow f& from the show... again.