For seven whole months I have been pranking our ghost hunting #Goon Spooky Charles into thinking he had an agent who was going to make him a star. When I killed off the character, he thought all hope was lost, until he received a phony call from her widower, Dan. Of course, Dan was ALSO me. In th...

Hila Klein from the H3 Podcast and h3h3 productions recently tweeted out a selfie wearing a shirt she made to show support for the Black Lives Matter protests. While she claims she wouldn't be selling her "I Can't Breathe" t-shirt in her Teddy Fresh clothing line, it seemed suspicious. I thought ...

THE PUERTO RICAN RATTLESNAKE IS HERE! Just as i predicted, Royce and Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis didn't read or show my name on the "Racist New York Comedians" list. They gave plenty of excuses as to why, but I have the proof they are lying. Meanwhile, Luis J. Gomez didn't get on the list, desp...

My old room mate, "comedian" Kenan Jerome Floyd, tried to get me added to a list of racist comedians. Like a lot of clout-chasing comedians now, he considers himself a bit of an activist ever since his uncle George Floyd died and this #BLM thing started really POPPIN' OFF. Now that I am on GaS Di...

Gabbie Hanna from The Gabbie Show has had a complete public meltdown. She believes that Youtube has shadowbanned her videos, and that they have personally been gaslighting her by telling her this isn't the case. Women, man. They all think they are owed something. Gabbie is freaking out and bawlin...

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! Steven Crowder is in his 30's, married to a beautiful woman, loves to dress up like a lady, and for some reason doesn't have a kid. Weird. Can't put my finger on it, but something tells me something strange is going on there. Maybe Greg Gutfeld from Fox News knows why. He had ...

Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of com...

David Otto, the Australian musician/scammer we fooled into thinking was getting a HUGE festival gig on the show a month ago has been up to his old tricks, and slowly UNSPOOLING as the result of discovering our prank. He is still hiring naive young girls to join his band that is a front for a sex ...

(This episode is completely lip synced.) Mike David from Red Bar Radio decided to do a 6 hour show all about little old me. His claims are that I am copying him. What have I copied? Well, apparently Mike invented clapping. And he invented not having ads. And singing karaoke. He promises there's a...

I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS. It is ...

THE ONLY OFFICIAL TIMELINE of how Dick Masterson went from the Biggest Pretend Chad in The Universe, to the face of Simpery and a Kiwifarms lolcow. Dick has now been MAD AT THE INTERNET for a solid two months, and it has all culminated in him being added to a BLACKLIST by MasterCard. He can no lo...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to f...

RYAN KATSU RIVERA IS HERE to completely ruin the show! The Dark Future has broken my funny bone. I don't know when to laugh anymore, and I don't know what's funny. The world is completely upside down, cats and dogs livin' together, and I'm just trying to make fun of the internet. BUT EVERYTHING O...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying...

The Washington Football Team (Formerly the Washington Redskins, and before that the D.C. Feather Savages) were my local NFL team growing up, and as a Native American man I feel a bit disappointed they are no longer going to use the Redskins name and logo. Having just lost the greatest Twitter han...

We continue our study of THE MERSH EFFECT on Nightwave's audience by interviewing the absolute biggest Revenge Of The Cis WHITE KNIGHT of them all: Andy's Random Edits. Andy is in every SIMPulator's chat room, he is always in the comments defending QUEEN MERSH from besmershing, and he even create...

The cringiest episode I ever made was the one about my break up with my ex-girlfriend Skyler. Many of my enemies have used it to mock me, but I never took it down. Why? because there is an UNTOLD STORY about what happened immediately following that episode that flipped me from a crybaby mess to a...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has admitted to our claims of "The Mersh Effect," his psychological trick to get weirdos to white knight for him on the internet. When accused of copying Redbar, Mersh's response is that Mike David wasn't "loyal" to him. I have to know how one man can be so transparentl...

Mike David from Redbar Radio is now claiming to have THE CORONAVIRUS. Is this another one of his SCAMS??? Redbar went on and on making fun of Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen for getting the Kahunavirus. He wore not just a mask, but GLOVES to avoid getting COVID because of his immune deficiency di...