PART ONE My friend Diana Steinfeld was murdered, and we never found her killer. Some people say is was Ruphio Pheonix, some say it was Eric Martin. Either way, I have turned to my psychic abilities and those of the members of the Psychic Medium Facebook Group to try to contact my dead friend thr...
Devon Tracey, AKA Atheism Is Unstoppable, is a content thief, an a-hole, a cringelord, and is about to have his darkest secrets exposed. After Devon decided stealing content from Pod Awful was ok, and then acting like a passive aggressive, BALD AIDS FACTORY about it, Jesse was forced to make Auti...
He can't help it, he was just born this way. Jesse is incapable of being wrong. He is always proven right about everything, there is just no stopping it. This time, a doctor has confirmed Jesse's theory that the internet can turn you trans. Using that information, the war is on to turn Brandon Ma...
The Pod Awful Youtube channel has been demonetized. Somehow, Steven Crowder still has his channel, despite having THREE STRIKES, but I can no longer accept Super Chats. And you will NEVER believe the reason it happened. Laura Loomer lost her mind on Info Wars with Alex Jones. Gavin McInnes is goi...
Steven Crowder and his lame Youtube show Louder With Crowder is in trouble... AGAIN. All these annoying Youtubers never stop complaining about the stupid policies Youtube has on content, but NOBODY is worse than Crowder. He lies and makes up problems to get sympathy, and so that idiots will join ...
I already know I am going to Hell, so it is time to ensure that you all are coming with me. A wheelchair-bound child attempts to sing a song. A #Goon named "Full On Modo" did the Notre Dame fire. Brody Criz has a fan club. Blake Hogue has a new girlfriend, and she is BEAUTIFUL.Join the FACEBOOK C...
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It's 4/20 homies, so you know what that means! Time to blaze it up and remember the tragedy at Columbine High School. A demented princess named Sol Pais became the subject of an FBI manhunt after she flew to Littleton, Colorado and bought a shotgun. Luckily the brave media ended her life for her....
It has been one year to the day that Nasim Aghdam entered the Youtube Headquarters to carry out a heroic mass shooting, and then failed miserably and only killed herself. Despite her folly, we love her and pay tribute to her. Unfortunately, Silicon Valley has not learned their lesson from her att...
Lynn and Jamie just went viral for their Youtube channel where they communicate with angels (and sometimes trees). People were confused by their strange movements, and Jamie's repeated use of the phrase "That's True." Many were outraged when The Daily Caller linked them to the "birth Strike Movem...
John Oliver actually did a semi-interesting episode of Last Week Tonight. Their topic was "Public Shaming" but they completely missed that the actual compelling part of what they spoke about was manufactured outrage. The news literally just makes things up hoping you will get mad, because otherwi...
I'm tired of all the Alt Right trolls saying women can't be funny. Amy Schumer used to be VERY funny, and I believe she still can be. We have to get her into comedy boot camp now, to shut up all these incel Men's Rights Activists for good. Just to prove women are funny, I've found the funniest fe...
????rie Larson says she doesn't hate white dudes, but white dudes really don't want to see her movie.????ealizing that white dudes are most of the audience for these dumb Marvel movies,????nd probably not wanting to repeat the disasters of the Lady Ghostbusters movie,????ow the Disney execs are t...
L.A.-based "comedian's comedian" BRODY STEVENS committed suicide, so now all the podcasts and comedian Twitter timelines are full of people looking to get some sympathy plugs. Stand Up comedians are shameless and repugnant, but Jesse has a theory that maybe this wasn't suicide at all. Maybe, JUST...
Bob Hickman (#SAMESIZE) wrote a bizarre book called "Visions of the Beast with Seven Heads and Ten Horns" that his nephew claims may reveal Bob to be a murderer. Jesse has gotten the book and plans to crack the code. Also, Chau Van Truong (Ching Chang Chong) is getting producers for his movie "Se...
Ruphio Pheonix AKA RWBY Rox AKA GameX YES HD is the world's worst gaming streamer, and the internet's biggest #GOON. He's finally had enough of getting trolled online, and has decided to stop hiding from the cyber bullies. He has brought back his old username and Youtube channel. There's just one...
Bob Hickman is a bizarre figure on the internet. He believes God is inside his body (#SAMESIZE). Bob is too elusive a figure for an interview, but Jesse manages to speak to his nephew, Joshua Hickman, about old Uncle Bob. Joshua reveals their whole family sees and hears God, that Bob runs his own...
Nathan Phillips (AKA Chief Crying Wolf) lied about being a Vietnam vet. CNN had to publish a retraction, and Snopes is doing their best to tell the truth without upsetting George Soros. While Jesse was the first to call it, it was Navy SEAL Don Shipley, the Boomer of Doom, who published Shitting ...
The worst stand up comic on Earth, Dante, is a #Cringe impressionist who lost on Last Comic Standing. He also happens to be the manager of #RonJeremy, and we believe he isn't giving Ron a fair cut. Luckily we got access to Dante's voicemails to find out just how bad a manager he is. Turns out, Da...
Perez Hilton announced his love of Pod Awful, and as everyone knows, Pod Awful is an evil, right-wing, alt right podcast that deserves to be deplatformed, so Perez must be alt right too. Either that, or you can pay him to say literally anything for less than thirty bucks. Either way, he took some...