Ruphio gets lost in Lilah's sext messages as his penis attempts to become engorged.

Ruphio just straight up shows all the Piranhas his new girlfriend's HOLES.

Main Episode - Ruphio Pheonix DATING SIM(p) I interview Lilah about her whirlwind relationship with Ruphio behind the scenes, and the terrible secret she uncovered in the main show. Lilah gets her revenge on Ruphio leaking her nudes by inputting Hammurabi's Code into her Gameshark.

Former incel and current OMEGA GAMER CHAD, Ruphio Pheonix, has landed the Gamer Girl of his dreams, and she's a listener of Pod Awful! Jesse plays matchmaker to Ruphio and Lilah, who share so many similarities its almost unbelievable. Both love gaming. They have the same taste in music. They were...

Jesse received a bizarre phone call threatening him and his family and has tracked down the man who called him/ Ruphio Pheonix joins and the show becomes Runnin' With Rifles with an anti-semitic twist.

Trolling Road Rage Tampa/ Devin's grandma has Shoronavirus/ A million 9/11's every day/ Planning GAY OPS/ Thank you listener Michael for your service/ Guts gives his ASLRDS/ Greg leaks his sexts with Shalyn/ Gay Brad tries to lift weights/ Baked Alaska gets arrested/ Yeah that's based/ Andy Warsk...

THE EVENT OF THE YEAR! Our favorite #GOON Ruphio Pheonix and Jesse, The Greatest Guy, finally bury the hatchet and team up to take down the enemies of the internet TOGETHER. Ruphio calls in and reveals all: why he disappeared for two years, whether or not he has super powers, the mysteries surrou...

OnlyFans has turned the average woman into a hands-free prostitute, and the average man into drooling, mashed potato-brain simp. The woman we discuss in this episode is NO average woman however, and her ex-boyfriend is certainly no average man. This is the story of Mallory, the former partner of ...

The votes are in and the FATTEST Goon of 2020 has been decided! In this episode: The Santa Cruz Joker @From the Mind of Harlan proves just how limber a landwhale he is, and reveals how he lost his virginity to an old Mexican woman. Ruphio Pheonix is an Earth's Joker no more!. He was dumped by his...

Ruphileaks has ruined my sleep schedule/ TECH TALK/ Verbally destroying a poor African single mother/ Tova gives her ASLRDS, reveals she is an Earth's Joker/ Whang is a Joker and is secretly poor/ Erkwit gives his ASLRDS/ Fisher gives his ALRDS, reveals he is a brony/ Chewie looks like Cab Callow...

It's my birthday! And to celebrate, we cover my FAVORITE GOON... FOR SIX GODDAMN HOURS. Ruphio Pheonix is al ot of things, an incel, a gamer, a mall ninja, a vampire... somehow, and ALLEGEDLY a murderer. Two years ago Ruphio's long distance girlfriend went missing after she released some revenge ...

The Santa Cruz Joker Show has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so ...

The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comed...

It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, incl...

THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I d...

I've lost the @TheNWord Twitter handle/ Master Studios has GOTTA say it/ One step closer to TV Head/ Plank has never had sex/ Ruphio Pheonix wants to game with his girl/ Ruphio's teeth are falling out/ Curtis' pot farm adventures/ Ruphio "pulled a stupid"/ News from XBox/ Drew W. Shield reacts to...

The first official REGISTERED episode of Nightwave Radio/ Girls throwing tantrums/ The Cope Show/ Jerry Noto covers a Mr. Burgers song/ Master Studios is back with a hit song "Ahuzhabula"/ One of the Cigarette Review boys has a band called "GORESLUG" with an amazing song called "BITCH BEATER"/ Ja...

1185 suggested to Jesse that he should look into Ruphio's baby-mama. What a horrifying rabbithole it turned out to be. Meet Michaela, Ruphio's ex and mother to his six-year-old son; meet Admael, the man who Ruphio seems to emulate when it comes to Maine-Goon cringe; and meet Crystal, a beautiful ...

Drake is fuckin bizarre looking, seriously what is happening?/ Brandon Marshall has fully transitioned into Brandi/ Amy Tumor publicly cucked Brandi/ The Santa Cruz Joker is living in a van down by the river/ Ruphio Pheonix's deep, cerebral art/ Deadwing Dork has ONE ARM and is a copycat/ His wee...

We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world's worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive level ...