FIRE! Hope you weren't in a crowded theater just now. Did you run? Did panic ensue? No? I guess there's nothing to worry about then. People like to argue that freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences, but do they realize the same law protects the press, religion, and protesting too? "Fre...
Michael Wright, the Australian #AUGold #GOON who loves to dress up like an American Army Man, is sick and tired of people claiming he is doing #STOLENVALOR. He claims that because he isn't part of a Stolen Valor Youtube compilation, he couldn't possibly be stealing valor, so Jesse decides to chan...
I was contacted by the cousin of our #GOON Brian Alan Fortune and told that I need to pay Brian a cut from the Pizza Fund just for talking about him, or else keep his name out my mouth. Well that's never going to happen, so instead I am leaking the tv show pilot they created that is a complete Ti...
Everyone on the internet apparently is a virgin with no job who lives in their mom's basement. The only more common insult is being "literally Hitler," and even he died in a basement. Obviously this can't be true of everyone, but there is one guy who fits every one of those stereotypes to a T, an...
Alex Jones and InfoWars have been deplatformed by THE GLOBALISTS on the internet, and for some reason Maddox doesn't have a problem with it. Jesse engages him in the Worst Debate in the Universe to try to bring Maddox back to reason. Who wins? Maddox and the Globalists, or Jesse and Freedom? You ...
Jesse unboxes his new package, the WORST book on Amazon. It was written by our #Unspooling #Goon, The Spiritual Smartass, back when he was pretending to be a #PUA. Jesse attempts reading the poorly written pamphlet, uncovers Brandon's scheme to make it a bestseller, and plays a dramatic reading o...
Jesse issues a sincere apology to the #incels of the #HAPA community on reddit. He had no idea they were so insecure, and just how deeply his words would affect them. He reads their cries of pain and backlash from his video. PLUS: #Goon Trevor Yau, the mental rapper, reappears.Join the FACEBOOK C...
Brandon Marshall Havener, The Spiritual Smartass, is a life coach with a bit of a problem. He's being bullied by the PIRANHAS. Who life coaches the life coach? What is a man to do when his world falls apart? Brandon's answer is to start UNSPOOLING and spill his spaghetti al over the internet. Bes...
My brain has become a gelatin from eating only meat, so I put it out to the listeners on what topics they wanted me to cover for this episode. Their suggestions ranged from bad to stupid, so I spent most of this episode just bullying them for being such idiots.Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podaw...
Nazis are running rampant in the streets. Our own president is a white supremacist. Literally every day, racist are ruining everyone's lives. Yet, despite being so out in the open, apparently they need code words, or, "dog whistles" to communicate their hate to one another. The latest phrase they...
They don't just want you silent. They don't just want you exhausted. They want you dead. They want your children dead. And Youtube and all the other social media sites are complicit in the murders. Anxiety War was a casualty. Geno Samuel was a casualty. Queen Nasim was a casualty. Will Pod Awful ...
Our friend and family member Smol Ryan died. It was a short life. #RIP Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podawful.com/cult Get a T-SHIRT or DOWNLOAD a prank call show at http://podawful.com/store
In the week we missed thanks to our stupid, temporary Youtube termination, we missed a LOT of great Goon content. In this episode, we catch up with Wild Man Chris completely losing his mind, EichenWalt having possibly gone to the big Pedo Prison in the sky, and Chang's run in with the police that...
Brand new GOON Walt Davis, the Pedo Wigger, is officially inducted into the hall of shame for wanting to have sex with his own daughter. Walt posted a video addressing being exposed using the classic Kurt Eichenwald Defense of "doing research", manages to spill his spaghetti everywhere in the pro...
Jesse's favorite Goon, CHING CHANG CHONG (AKA Chau Van Truong), has hilariously put out a video of himself accidentally exposing his dick while trying to steal valor. This is a TINY pee-pee. Jesse also attempts reading Chang's book, The Naisa Mafia, which might be the worst book ever published. P...
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Drake smashes his own Sonic Funko Pop with a hammer for $50. Frankie MacDonald eats 100 hot dogs.
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Jesse gets too depressed after watching a kid lose his mind and walk around naked in a Dunkin' Donuts.
