Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to f...

The Santa Cruz Joker Show has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so ...

The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comed...

It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, incl...

My old room mate who never paid the rent, Kenan Jerome Floyd, was part of a Zoom stand up comedy show called "Black Laughs Matter," and the Piranhas grabbed tickets and managed to actually make it a funny time.

DICK MASTERSON from The Dick Show has been exposed to be a furry named Juju the Cow, and thanks to Pod Awful the whole internet is talking about it. Cameron Clarke has released even more embarrassing Daxileaks, including a bizarre video of Dick watching himself kiss his Simp Mistress Jamie Lynn H...

Once again Mersh from Nightwave Radio has been caught copying, this time from Nick Mullen of Cum Town Stream. Mersh can't stop embarrassing himself. He is a perfect #GOON. One of his latest tweets, he pulls an "And then everyone clapped," meme, and claims he rejected a cougar at a bar. His White ...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has admitted to our claims of "The Mersh Effect," his psychological trick to get weirdos to white knight for him on the internet. When accused of copying Redbar, Mersh's response is that Mike David wasn't "loyal" to him. I have to know how one man can be so transparentl...

We continue our study of THE MERSH EFFECT on Nightwave's audience by interviewing the absolute biggest Revenge Of The Cis WHITE KNIGHT of them all: Andy's Random Edits. Andy is in every SIMPulator's chat room, he is always in the comments defending QUEEN MERSH from besmershing, and he even create...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS. It is ...

Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of com...

Gabbie Hanna from The Gabbie Show has had a complete public meltdown. She believes that Youtube has shadowbanned her videos, and that they have personally been gaslighting her by telling her this isn't the case. Women, man. They all think they are owed something. Gabbie is freaking out and bawlin...

THE PUERTO RICAN RATTLESNAKE IS HERE! Just as i predicted, Royce and Mersh from Revenge Of The Cis didn't read or show my name on the "Racist New York Comedians" list. They gave plenty of excuses as to why, but I have the proof they are lying. Meanwhile, Luis J. Gomez didn't get on the list, desp...

For seven whole months I have been pranking our ghost hunting #Goon Spooky Charles into thinking he had an agent who was going to make him a star. When I killed off the character, he thought all hope was lost, until he received a phony call from her widower, Dan. Of course, Dan was ALSO me. In th...

Our ghost hunting #Goon SPOOKY CHARLES has been having a tough time ever since the loss of his agent, Laura Craftbay-Oneta. He has been finding solace in leaving overly-long, insane, rambling voicemails to Laura's widower, Dan. We take a listen to his most recent voicemail, and his plans to take ...

IT'S MERSH'S BIRTHDAY! Mersh spent his time on Revenge Of The Cis arguing with people in chat that he wasn't drunk, then showed up completely plastered to Nightwave. It was so bad Royce had to come try and save his friend. To celebrate the occasion, we cover Mersh's birthday stream, his appearanc...

I singlehandedly turned Dick Masterson of The Dick Show into a lolcow after an appearance on The Killstream that every internet autist told me was a failure. One guy who was (kind of) in my corner was PPP, AKA People's Populist Press. This guy covered my Killstream appearance and tore Dick and Et...

The Santa Cruz Joker has unspooled. After posting on Twitter that he is a pedophile, and that tweet going viral, Harlan has spun out of control. He's decided this is all the fault of Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator, all because I paid Hansen to do a Cameo saying he was going to bust the San...