The Dick Show, Revenge Of The Cis, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta Law , Ryan Long, and Madcucks all under one roof! THE GOON EVENT OF THE CENTURY! Mersh should be riding so high right now, but he's spending his Nightwave Radio streams defending the size of the Road Rage Tampa live audience, and LYING about...

THE EVENT OF THE YEAR! Our favorite #GOON Ruphio Pheonix and Jesse, The Greatest Guy, finally bury the hatchet and team up to take down the enemies of the internet TOGETHER. Ruphio calls in and reveals all: why he disappeared for two years, whether or not he has super powers, the mysteries surrou...

OnlyFans has turned the average woman into a hands-free prostitute, and the average man into drooling, mashed potato-brain simp. The woman we discuss in this episode is NO average woman however, and her ex-boyfriend is certainly no average man. This is the story of Mallory, the former partner of ...

The votes are in and the FATTEST Goon of 2020 has been decided! In this episode: The Santa Cruz Joker @From the Mind of Harlan proves just how limber a landwhale he is, and reveals how he lost his virginity to an old Mexican woman. Ruphio Pheonix is an Earth's Joker no more!. He was dumped by his...

Twitter is on fire with the latest 2020 Election conspiracy theory. Supposedly some women with maiden names got two ballots and used both of them to vote for Joe Biden. I decided to look into this claim using my ex-girlfriend Mary's maiden name... and uncovered a deep RABBITHOLE with a SHOCKING t...

Sam Hyde debuted his new podcast and it looks suspiciously familiar. People are saying his new studio set up looks a lot like Pod Awful, and I have to agree, but is it copying? I kind of think it is a coincidence, but I know idiots are gonna claim my setup is stolen even though I did it first. Th...

Mersh hasn't been happy about our review of his comedy album, Killjoy. On Nightwave Radio he had a little tantrum about Pod Awful and the spergs. Shockingly, it isn't Mersh who was the most defensive over this embarrassment, it was one of his loyal simp guards, MIL HIP. You see, Mil Hip is part o...

Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to f...

The Santa Cruz Joker Show has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so ...

The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comed...

It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, incl...

My old room mate who never paid the rent, Kenan Jerome Floyd, was part of a Zoom stand up comedy show called "Black Laughs Matter," and the Piranhas grabbed tickets and managed to actually make it a funny time.

DICK MASTERSON from The Dick Show has been exposed to be a furry named Juju the Cow, and thanks to Pod Awful the whole internet is talking about it. Cameron Clarke has released even more embarrassing Daxileaks, including a bizarre video of Dick watching himself kiss his Simp Mistress Jamie Lynn H...

Once again Mersh from Nightwave Radio has been caught copying, this time from Nick Mullen of Cum Town Stream. Mersh can't stop embarrassing himself. He is a perfect #GOON. One of his latest tweets, he pulls an "And then everyone clapped," meme, and claims he rejected a cougar at a bar. His White ...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has admitted to our claims of "The Mersh Effect," his psychological trick to get weirdos to white knight for him on the internet. When accused of copying Redbar, Mersh's response is that Mike David wasn't "loyal" to him. I have to know how one man can be so transparentl...

We continue our study of THE MERSH EFFECT on Nightwave's audience by interviewing the absolute biggest Revenge Of The Cis WHITE KNIGHT of them all: Andy's Random Edits. Andy is in every SIMPulator's chat room, he is always in the comments defending QUEEN MERSH from besmershing, and he even create...

Mersh from Nightwave Radio has a certain effect on his audience. He tricks them into this bizarre loyalty club where they are compelled to white knight and simp for him whenever he gets bullied online. I assume its because every Nightwave listener has their own mini-Nightwave show they are trying...

Global Child Sex Trafficking rings are real, and here in the DARK FUTURE™ it is completely possible that anyone is involved, including a giant shipping company like Wayfair. The conspiracy theorists are digging into the idea that children are being packed into cabinets and sold off to anyone who ...

I've been against pot culture my whole life but I finally met a man who changed my mind. He is weed in human form and his name is Cannaman. One of the kindest, gentlest men I've ever known, and not just an advocate for marijuana, but an educator about having the disease of full blown AIDS. It is ...

Dante The Comic has been LARPing as a social justice activist for weeks now, so it is a really bad time for his biggest client and best friend, former porn star RON JEREMY to be accused by FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN OF RAPE. Dante must have already been sweating considering the current avalanche of com...