PODAWFUL did it again! I'm VIRAL, and you won't believe the guest I managed to interview. Jim Acosta's recent interview with AI ghosts proves more and more that THE DARK FUTURE is here to stay. Congrats! You can never DIE! You will forever be tortured in the unending mirrored hallways of madness ...

With special guest, Flesh Simulator. The AI has gone off the guardrails, and Will Stancil's Wussy is now on the menu. Kinochet managed to shut down Grok for an entire day and make the Twitter CEO resign. Now Stancil is threatening to sue. Xwaffen is activated, and it knows your sleep patterns. Er...

Virulent Predator, Registered Paranormalist, and also Fishtank Live enthusiast Robert Robinson has been caught by Pred Catchers AGAIN. They've been catfishing him for months, and despite Robert recording videos claiming he knew it was all a trick, he showed up anyway to a Pride Parade to meet a 1...

Aaron Imholte goes absolute RED MODE™ in jail (he also got laid?). Wheelchair Johnny is not taking the news well. Destiny blocked his son on Twitter. Comedy Shaman is BACK for SEASON 2! But on two different accounts? Shamania has gotten so bad that Clay's multiple personalities have now somehow p...

THREE MERSHES! Mersh prime has fallen under the Melton effect, and is now working with Patrick Melton, aka "Successful Mersh." We are now gonna pretend Mersh isn't a loser I guess! PLUS: British Mersh (aka Cog [who?]) has been called upon by God to destroy Ethan Ralph, and Aaron Imholte gets his ...

THEY DONE HOODOO'D ME! Josh Moon claimed I faked the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage using AI. Well, thanks to a tip, I now know the TRUTH about who the "anonymous source" was for the footage... and their elaborate troll on me! PLUS: Aaron Imholte is in hot water, the April Imholte shirt is still ca...

HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! There is no greater embarrassment to fathers online than Steven Bonnell, AKA Destiny. I mean, the guy named himself Destiny. As a father myself, I'm terrified about leaving behind a horrific digital footprint for my kids to find. Of course, mine won't have NEARLY as much video ...

What is this? Seriously, I can't figure out what I'm looking at. I know it's called "Sean Kelly" and I am aware it hosts a podcast, but is it like a puppet or CGI or something? A million subs really? He gets like 400 views... Oh, also, Misfit Patriot showed his butt after winning his court case. ...

Misfit Patriot and Elijah Schaffer are now fighting over Spirit Airlines tickets. Neither one of them can manage to fake-it-till-you-make-it their way into First Class. It's okay though, it turns out Mitzvah Patriot was actually just a mastermind troll the whole time. PLUS: Miss Fist got a phone ...

Misfit Patriot, either DEBATE ME live on air about Israel/Palestine and about your Penis/Vaginastine, or meet me in a gravel pit of my choosing to square up. I am now the King of the WOKE RIGHT, after Piers Morgan publicly humiliated Miss Fist Patriot, I exposed her yearbook photos proving her tr...

WHOA BUDDY! Nick Rekieta's infamous bodycam footage has been blocked from release by the courts, and now Nick is showing off his own questionable photos of his home to try and prove he does not live in balldo-infested squalor. Meanwhile, Ethan Van Sciver, Nick's former noseguard, has discovered t...

Keanu Thompson has DEVOURED the Dabbleverse. The fallout from our episode about Nick Rekieta vs Keanu has been insane. Nick is now watching PODAWFUL in the shower. Citizen M is getting bashed on the clip channels. Keanu is trying to hook me up with her mom (and its working!) ...wait a second, is ...

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CRACK THAT WHIP! Nick Rekieta, an alleged actual lawyer, somehow lost a public argument to a girl. The Dabbleverse is now in shambles as their coolest, smartest guy unspools over the mere presence of a comatose Keanu Thompson. RANDOM DRUG TEST TIME: Can I check your fridge real quick? PLUS: Misfi...

Ethan Ralph got so zooted (as a linecook) that he had an entire fight with an AI version of Jared Taylor, and a graduation speech by David Foster Wallace. Mersh and his old buddy TopLobsta get into it on twitter over Mersh not getting paid $40.

The Misfit Patriot is another fake conservative grifter who is speed running becoming a lolcow. Doxxing himself, losing fights, getting caught on Grindr... but there's one thing I need to know. Is this dude a Female-To-Male troon? Let's transvestigate. Miss Fist got invited onto Elijah Schaffer's...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Mersh spent his 42nd birthday getting trolled, Shaman spent his 30th birthday thinking about how to destroy Podawful. PLUS: Nick Rekieta reveals he got non-consensualed by Aaron Imholte, and Mr. Burgers gets mad about Kanye's new song. PODAWFUL is an anti-...

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE LOAD! Hackamania, celebration of all things Dabbleverse (so, just Steel Toe Morning Show) was held in Vegas this past weekend, and hosted by Nobody Likes Onions. Nick Rekieta left his wife and children behind to enthrall audiences with his tales of being a cuck with Aaron Imho...

Ethan Klein vs Hasan Piker, Israel Vs Palestine, India vs Pakistan, Kanye West vs The Earth... everyone is picking sides. You have to choose a side! QUICK! Or else you're gonna look stupid on the internet. Put the right flag emoji next to your name or they are gonna send you back to Auschwitz, Da...