Michael Wright, the Australian #AUGold #GOON who loves to dress up like an American Army Man, is sick and tired of people claiming he is doing #STOLENVALOR. He claims that because he isn't part of a Stolen Valor Youtube compilation, he couldn't possibly be stealing valor, so Jesse decides to chan...

I was contacted by the cousin of our #GOON Brian Alan Fortune and told that I need to pay Brian a cut from the Pizza Fund just for talking about him, or else keep his name out my mouth. Well that's never going to happen, so instead I am leaking the tv show pilot they created that is a complete Ti...

The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Beefer Teen, The Dan Schneider Podiatry Award, and the RE-BLOGGY to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT. Including Andrew David Wilson, the teen who shot and killed...

Everyone on the internet apparently is a virgin with no job who lives in their mom's basement. The only more common insult is being "literally Hitler," and even he died in a basement. Obviously this can't be true of everyone, but there is one guy who fits every one of those stereotypes to a T, an...

Chloe Dykstra put out a scathing blind item article that clearly called out podcaster, television host, and all-around-complete-dork Chris Hardwick as being a sexual abuser. He briefly got #MeToo'd out of several jobs, but now, two months later, he is being welcomed back to the mainstream. Jesse ...

Alex Jones and InfoWars have been deplatformed by THE GLOBALISTS on the internet, and for some reason Maddox doesn't have a problem with it. Jesse engages him in the Worst Debate in the Universe to try to bring Maddox back to reason. Who wins? Maddox and the Globalists, or Jesse and Freedom? You ...

Some Australian dude put another clunker comedy special on Netflix called "Nanette," that is supposedly very IMPORTANT comedy. While all the usual culprits say it's "game-changing," Jesse only hears bad things, so he decides to see just how cringeworthy it is. SPOILER ALERT: Lesbian.

Jesse unboxes his new package, the WORST book on Amazon. It was written by our #Unspooling #Goon, The Spiritual Smartass, back when he was pretending to be a #PUA. Jesse attempts reading the poorly written pamphlet, uncovers Brandon's scheme to make it a bestseller, and plays a dramatic reading o...

Jesse issues a sincere apology to the #incels of the #HAPA community on reddit. He had no idea they were so insecure, and just how deeply his words would affect them. He reads their cries of pain and backlash from his video. PLUS: #Goon Trevor Yau, the mental rapper, reappears.Join the FACEBOOK C...

RYAN KATSU RIVERA is here! Hapas are Asian/white halfbreeds that have all the vitriol of a white supremacist, and all the penis of an Asian man. Their entire existence is questioning why Asian women hook up with dopey white dudes instead of them, the supreme gentlemen. They are bigger #incels tha...

Brandon Marshall Havener, The Spiritual Smartass, is a life coach with a bit of a problem. He's being bullied by the PIRANHAS. Who life coaches the life coach? What is a man to do when his world falls apart? Brandon's answer is to start UNSPOOLING and spill his spaghetti al over the internet. Bes...

My brain has become a gelatin from eating only meat, so I put it out to the listeners on what topics they wanted me to cover for this episode. Their suggestions ranged from bad to stupid, so I spent most of this episode just bullying them for being such idiots.Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podaw...

Jordan Peterson went on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and gave the most bizarre interview where he claimed he eats only meat, that he went a full month without sleeping, and that cider gives him a sense of impending doom. Jesse decides to try the diet out for himself. PLUS: Brandon Marshall, T...

SOMEONE got mad that we made fun of him and tried to threaten me with a cease and desist. The only problem is he used truly, and I cannot overstate this, the WORST lawyer of all time. Would you use a lawyer who... well I don't want to give it away. Let's just say the guy is a TERROR in the courtr...

Nazis are running rampant in the streets. Our own president is a white supremacist. Literally every day, racist are ruining everyone's lives. Yet, despite being so out in the open, apparently they need code words, or, "dog whistles" to communicate their hate to one another. The latest phrase they...

CELEBRATE WITH FATHER. Jesse found out Jareth Timothy Taylor (Legend and Hero PBUH) is a father and celebrates the news. An incredible discovery is made about the incest-pedo GOONfather himself, EichenWalt. Turns out, he has a connection to DR. PHIL. Plus, a call to Jesse's Dad, where they discus...

They don't just want you silent. They don't just want you exhausted. They want you dead. They want your children dead. And Youtube and all the other social media sites are complicit in the murders. Anxiety War was a casualty. Geno Samuel was a casualty. Queen Nasim was a casualty. Will Pod Awful ...

Sticky Hooves is abusing Whippets, Jesse is gonna get fat on Taco Bell, and Tyler is fired from his job and getting kicked out.

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