Don't even pay any attention to the first part until after I play the intro to the show a second time/ Jesse definitely isn't slipping/ Master Studios does a US State Capitals Challenge/ Anyone is allowed to visit Bob Hickman/ Scott Green's TP Challenge/ Spergs in the Facebook Cult/ The shittiest...

Maddox doesn't like it when people talk about phrenology, so I thought I would bring on a phrenology expert to discuss race. That expert is Andrew, my Korean fan with autism. Andrew is an interesting guy. He is 25 and lives with his parents, sounds like a totally normal guy, takes freetard colleg...

LET'S PRACTICE PHRENOLOGY! Maddox has become the very thing I have been fighting. A social justice warrior trying to use #CancelCulture to doxx his enemies and tattle on them to their jobs. All because it was leaked that he sleeps on SLIME SHEETS. So I'm forced to talk about my feelings on Maddox...

Setting up the studio/ The Dick Show talks about uhhh... what's that show called?/ South Park Copies/ Wild Man Chris likes being single/ Some guy knew Steven Crowder was gay in 2012/ Star Wars is hilariously gay/ IT'S ABOUT BEING PETTY, NOT ABOUT STAR WARS/ I met the Los Angeles Joker/ Kaylee is ...

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL #PRONOUNS DAY! My pronouns are dumb/bitch. Speaking of, some dumb bitch on Twitter lost her goddamn mind (is that ableist to say?) and thought she could force others to use terms she made up to combat ableist language. Her name? Kimberley Jane Erin. The term she had a problem ...

Dumb bored SJW women with literally nothing better to do have decided to make their hobby getting people fired from their jobs for jokes. Well I've had enough of cancel culture, and I'm doing something about it. A girl named Natasha made an offensive joke on Facebook, and a gaggle of clucking blu...

The Truth Revealed.Pizza Fund Only. Don't be a dick.

I am the ORIGINAL Santa Cruz Joker. I was the Santa Cruz Joker first. I have been doing it longer than Harlan Moncrief. Harlan is just copying me, and stealing my idea for the Santa Cruz Joker. He is now whining and crying about it on Instagram and Youtube, and I have SECRET RECORDINGS of him not...

As the mainstream media tries to inspire incels everywhere to do ahead and turn every screening of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie into a Tarantino-esque bloodbath, one incel in particular is having the time of his life. His name? The SANTA CRUZ JOKER. Well, the FORMER Santa Cruz Joker. He gi...

Walmart New York City got some angry phone calls.

They had the nerve to call me back.

Hope you like hold music.

Setting up the studio

In this final Crashtacular, we unearth some archival footage of the first Pod Awful episode after the attacks in 2001, recorded on VHS. In it, Jesse welcomes Mayor Rudy Giuliani and the first responders to the studio. Also, joining him by phone were real estate tycoon Donald Trump, and local comi...

It's just a hangout, I dunno.

I am a #TargetedIndividual or #TI. I am being pursued by #Gangstalkers. They watch my every move. They control me with brain parasites. They watch me with drones. They force me to collect GOO for King K Rool. I speak to Justin, a TI who has discovered a terrible secret about what the perps are no...

Drake is fuckin bizarre looking, seriously what is happening?/ Brandon Marshall has fully transitioned into Brandi/ Amy Tumor publicly cucked Brandi/ The Santa Cruz Joker is living in a van down by the river/ Ruphio Pheonix's deep, cerebral art/ Deadwing Dork has ONE ARM and is a copycat/ His wee...

We have been clandestinely reporting on the activities of Ruphio Pheonix, AKA RWBY Rox, the world's worst gamer, for the past two months. But this time things are different. This time we delve deep into his dating life, his home life, his parents, his music, and go to an AUTISTIC obsessive level ...

What if Down Syndromes ruled the world?/ I peepee/ Tristan Starchild, actually a CHAD?/ Master Studios explains "Why Two Vents?"/ The new ending motto is gone/ Sergeant Master gives the new rules/ Jesse argues wtih Master Studios over his smoke detector/ Sexy Ginger Jesus/ Brandi becomes a chef/ ...