Donald Trump is a time traveler. This much we know for sure. Donnie Darko is a movie about a guy named Donald who time travels. Therefore, if we check Gematria and subtract the number of days from 9/11 the release date was, you will see that Donnie Darko is, apparently, Donald Trump. All of this ...

Real Nightwave Hours/ James has a puppet for some reason/ Mersh is now "BIG DICK DADDY"/ A benchmarks and milestones pissing match/ Mersh "tours" with Doug Stanhope/ Mersh goes out with adult men/Richard McMurray gives a shoutout/ GetTipsy gives his ASLRDS/ Master Studios reveals the real name of...

Mersh hasn't been happy about our review of his comedy album, Killjoy. On Nightwave Radio he had a little tantrum about Pod Awful and the spergs. Shockingly, it isn't Mersh who was the most defensive over this embarrassment, it was one of his loyal simp guards, MIL HIP. You see, Mil Hip is part o...

The moment in the discord where we wrote the hit new song, "Grifting Queen" about Mersh.

Mersh from Nightwave Radio and Revenge Of The Cis loves bragging to the "spergs" in his chat that he is a real comedian. He's opened for Doug Stanhope. He's worked with Luis J. Gomez. He's stolen all his jokes from Jim Norton. Now we have the proof! Mersh's ten-year-old comedy album, KILLJOY, has...

Ruphileaks has ruined my sleep schedule/ TECH TALK/ Verbally destroying a poor African single mother/ Tova gives her ASLRDS, reveals she is an Earth's Joker/ Whang is a Joker and is secretly poor/ Erkwit gives his ASLRDS/ Fisher gives his ALRDS, reveals he is a brony/ Chewie looks like Cab Callow...

Nick Rekieta is here! I am being sued by the FAKE Mr. Burgers, Jesse Radin, for $35,000 in lost wages and emotional damages. Even worse, he is trying to sue me for ONE TRILLION DOLLARS by starting a class action lawsuit with Asterios, Maddox, and my arch-nemesis, Katie Lynn Donahue. In order to f...

It's my birthday! And to celebrate, we cover my FAVORITE GOON... FOR SIX GODDAMN HOURS. Ruphio Pheonix is al ot of things, an incel, a gamer, a mall ninja, a vampire... somehow, and ALLEGEDLY a murderer. Two years ago Ruphio's long distance girlfriend went missing after she released some revenge ...

Trump has the kahunavirus/ Tech Talk/ Teddy Vanson's family reacts to him being paranormally investigated/ Pranking a crystal skull man/ Jesse's new song/ Santa Cruz Joker responds/ Hansen Vs. Joker/ The perfect chili/ Jalapenos are for baby women/ Re-ranking the Earth's Jokers/ Catching Pizza Cr...

The Santa Cruz Joker Show has been trying for FIVE MONTHS to get me to talk about him. Desperately trying everything to goad me into it. Starting a podcast, constantly talking about me, continuing to look like the biggest idiot on the internet, and yet, I prevailed... until now. I've realized so ...

Checking out the chair specs/ Charles Howell's thoughts on poetry/ Other people discovering Kay/ The internet does not deserve comedy/ Mersh sniffed bones so hard he deleted a ton of his videos/ Mersh is sensitive over Redbar/ Mersh speaks whalesong/ Corey is cucked by Stoody/ Mersh tells his sid...

My listeners were concerned after my appearance on the podcast "Talking With Teddy" that the host Ted Van Son seemed a little TOO interested in his underage guest, Joseph. I decided to do some investigating. I discovered that not only is Teddy a ghost hunter, who has appeared on TV shows like Par...

The #GOONS are expressing themselves in brand new, and surprising ways. Stolen Valor hero, Michael Wright, is having a bit of a mental breakdown on camera over Jesse sending someone to his house. Don't throw death threats in autistic glass houses, I guess. Shockingly, Ruphio Pheonix DEFENDS comed...

MICHAEL WRIGHT is back! Ever since being bullied for stealing valor, Michael has taken up the Christian faith, and tried to live as a godly man. He struggles with the whole "turn the other cheek" concept, though, because he BADLY wants vengeance on Pod Awful for making fun of him. In an ill-conce...

Alyssa Milano is falling apart and going bald/ A photo finish bubble gut while on the school bus/ Energy drink autism/ Skyler's life is completely falling apart/ TONSIL STONES/ Skyler can beat up Gatobot/ Ranking the remaining Goons on the Tier List

It turns out our #GOON Ruphio Pheonix has been one of the Internet's Jokers all along. Just to seal the deal, he is now dating a new girl who is one of Earth's Fat Harley Quinns, the technical term being a "Daddy's Lil' Monster." We explore the various categories Ruphio fits into as a Joker, incl...

THE RETURN OF RUPHIO PHEONIX! Our favorite #Goon Ruphio disappeared from the internet over a year ago thanks to my bullying. I feel terrible, and want to make it up to him. We found Ruphio in the wilds of the internet, getting dragged by clam-brains in an "Incel Spotting" Facebook group. Well I d...

My old room mate who never paid the rent, Kenan Jerome Floyd, was part of a Zoom stand up comedy show called "Black Laughs Matter," and the Piranhas grabbed tickets and managed to actually make it a funny time.

Getting Brad fired/ HI FUCKERS/ The Pod Awful Wiki/ Dick Masterson and Ethan Ralph open up a hotel for Pod Awful inside their minds/ Adding Goons to the Tier list, and Ranking the C tier/ Calling a terrified Jackbox streamer on Twitch/ Another streamer gets trolled with his daughter's name/ A fem...