I created Walmart New York City to protect people from the online job lynch mob of dumb women social justice warriors with nothing better to do. Unfortunately, Facebook decided to shut our store down, so I've opened a new one in Santa Cruz, in honor of the Santa Cruz Joker. Once again, in less th...

This one nearly killed me. Spooky continues his run for the senate. The cause of death of his grandson is revealed. A dramatic reading of Spooky's poetry. A haunting ghost video. And the setup to what could be a new era of Spooky Charles content. BANG! PAYCE!

Legal Cheese Pizza, a thought experiment/ Master Studios: Fat Man In A Tiny Hat Halloween/ Kay and the raccoons/ Asterios Kokkinos life is over/ Dick Masterson's worst year/ Revenge Of The Cis interviews Dick Masterson while starstruck/ ROTC is gay/ Fuck Dick Masterson, the liar/ Fuck Royce and M...

Jeremy Putman is known for a few things. He is known as the Winchester Joker. He is known for a meme where he is in a tattoo shop getting Joker makeup tattooed to his face. And he is known for being arrested for dressing like the Joker. Learn the real story behind the meme, what the fake news got...

The internet's most insane ghost hunter, Spooky Charles, has been living a double life right under our noses. I've stumbled down a rabbithole deeper than I could have ever imagined. Spooky Charles used to be a comedian and Youtuber before deciding he was the right hand of GOD himself, but it gets...

HAPPY AWFULWEEN! #SameSize Bob Hickman was born on Halloween. We speak to a very SPOOKY fan-favorite guest. We delve into the life of #Goon Spooky Charles, and enter a rabbit hole. The Fake Santa Cruz Joker can't wait for Halloween to be over so that people stop dressing like him. Jesse uncovers ...

Don't even pay any attention to the first part until after I play the intro to the show a second time/ Jesse definitely isn't slipping/ Master Studios does a US State Capitals Challenge/ Anyone is allowed to visit Bob Hickman/ Scott Green's TP Challenge/ Spergs in the Facebook Cult/ The shittiest...

Maddox doesn't like it when people talk about phrenology, so I thought I would bring on a phrenology expert to discuss race. That expert is Andrew, my Korean fan with autism. Andrew is an interesting guy. He is 25 and lives with his parents, sounds like a totally normal guy, takes freetard colleg...

LET'S PRACTICE PHRENOLOGY! Maddox has become the very thing I have been fighting. A social justice warrior trying to use #CancelCulture to doxx his enemies and tattle on them to their jobs. All because it was leaked that he sleeps on SLIME SHEETS. So I'm forced to talk about my feelings on Maddox...

Setting up the studio/ The Dick Show talks about uhhh... what's that show called?/ South Park Copies/ Wild Man Chris likes being single/ Some guy knew Steven Crowder was gay in 2012/ Star Wars is hilariously gay/ IT'S ABOUT BEING PETTY, NOT ABOUT STAR WARS/ I met the Los Angeles Joker/ Kaylee is ...

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL #PRONOUNS DAY! My pronouns are dumb/bitch. Speaking of, some dumb bitch on Twitter lost her goddamn mind (is that ableist to say?) and thought she could force others to use terms she made up to combat ableist language. Her name? Kimberley Jane Erin. The term she had a problem ...

Dumb bored SJW women with literally nothing better to do have decided to make their hobby getting people fired from their jobs for jokes. Well I've had enough of cancel culture, and I'm doing something about it. A girl named Natasha made an offensive joke on Facebook, and a gaggle of clucking blu...

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I am the ORIGINAL Santa Cruz Joker. I was the Santa Cruz Joker first. I have been doing it longer than Harlan Moncrief. Harlan is just copying me, and stealing my idea for the Santa Cruz Joker. He is now whining and crying about it on Instagram and Youtube, and I have SECRET RECORDINGS of him not...

As the mainstream media tries to inspire incels everywhere to do ahead and turn every screening of the new Joaquin Phoenix Joker movie into a Tarantino-esque bloodbath, one incel in particular is having the time of his life. His name? The SANTA CRUZ JOKER. Well, the FORMER Santa Cruz Joker. He gi...

Walmart New York City got some angry phone calls.

They had the nerve to call me back.

Hope you like hold music.

Setting up the studio