I'm so sick of doing literally anything.

Alex Jones and InfoWars have been deplatformed by THE GLOBALISTS on the internet, and for some reason Maddox doesn't have a problem with it. Jesse engages him in the Worst Debate in the Universe to try to bring Maddox back to reason. Who wins? Maddox and the Globalists, or Jesse and Freedom? You ...

Some Australian dude put another clunker comedy special on Netflix called "Nanette," that is supposedly very IMPORTANT comedy. While all the usual culprits say it's "game-changing," Jesse only hears bad things, so he decides to see just how cringeworthy it is. SPOILER ALERT: Lesbian.

I have to get out of here.

Finally.

Jesse unboxes his new package, the WORST book on Amazon. It was written by our #Unspooling #Goon, The Spiritual Smartass, back when he was pretending to be a #PUA. Jesse attempts reading the poorly written pamphlet, uncovers Brandon's scheme to make it a bestseller, and plays a dramatic reading o...

The only prank call game show. Items suggested: -Air Conditioner-Self Help Books-Rascal Scooter-Defibrillator Plus a tale of ex-girlfriends and cunt roommates.

This was nearly 8 hours. Don't fucking ask me what happened in it. All I remember is near the end we turned Drake's dad working at Best buy into all of the Batman characters.

Jesse issues a sincere apology to the #incels of the #HAPA community on reddit. He had no idea they were so insecure, and just how deeply his words would affect them. He reads their cries of pain and backlash from his video. PLUS: #Goon Trevor Yau, the mental rapper, reappears.Join the FACEBOOK C...

RYAN KATSU RIVERA is here! Hapas are Asian/white halfbreeds that have all the vitriol of a white supremacist, and all the penis of an Asian man. Their entire existence is questioning why Asian women hook up with dopey white dudes instead of them, the supreme gentlemen. They are bigger #incels tha...

I got a new drone and I already broke it.

Brandon Marshall Havener, The Spiritual Smartass, is a life coach with a bit of a problem. He's being bullied by the PIRANHAS. Who life coaches the life coach? What is a man to do when his world falls apart? Brandon's answer is to start UNSPOOLING and spill his spaghetti al over the internet. Bes...

CHRIS HAMILTON is here. Donald Glover plays pretend, Kenan meets Heisenberg, and Chris lives in Trump Tower.

As per Alicia's punishment from last week, we devote an entire FNHE to her new boyfriend, Skyler. Then Deer Göd takes the reigns.

The brand new Facebook Cult has already had several leaks to the Dickheads, but Jesse already knows who it was. He doesn't just have their names, but also their numbers, and decides to give them a call. That takes care of one leaker, but there are more to come.

Brandon, The Spiritual Smartass, continues trying to defend himself from a troll onslaught during al livestream. He nearly cries.Pizza Fund Only, don't be a dick.

My brain has become a gelatin from eating only meat, so I put it out to the listeners on what topics they wanted me to cover for this episode. Their suggestions ranged from bad to stupid, so I spent most of this episode just bullying them for being such idiots.Join the FACEBOOK CULT: http://podaw...

Jordan Peterson went on the Joe Rogan Experience podcast and gave the most bizarre interview where he claimed he eats only meat, that he went a full month without sleeping, and that cider gives him a sense of impending doom. Jesse decides to try the diet out for himself. PLUS: Brandon Marshall, T...

A man with a gun arrives to the hangout, Shut up Vinny, We write a movie where pedophiles rescue the boys trapped in a cave, Shut up Vinny, Alicia is forced to apologize for her womanly behavior, Shut up Vinny, Jesse is a meme.