Some Uber driving wigger in Texas wants to kill me to defend Mike Allen's honor.

We already won the war against Mike Allen and On The Air. That part was easy. But now Mike is inviting on our other Goons as guests to his show. Bryn Berg and her boyfriend Nick go on On The Air to talk to Mike, and Mike manages to make the most boring show of all time. Then he talks to his DUI l...

Youtube sent me to jail. Here is what happened once I was behind bars, the crazy stories of all the real criminals inside, and how I was finally released.

No this isn't clickbait. I was arrested and taken to jail, and I have the good people of Youtube to thank for it. I was held for over 24 hours in a cell, not given the option to make a phone call, speak to a lawyer, was never read my rights, and couldn't eat for an entire day. So why did Youtube ...

It has been one year to the day that Nasim Aghdam entered the Youtube Headquarters to carry out a heroic mass shooting, and then failed miserably and only killed herself. Despite her folly, we love her and pay tribute to her. Unfortunately, Silicon Valley has not learned their lesson from her att...

We already won. This is just the victory lap.

Shark Prank 3 was a nightmare/ Two ABSOLUTE PATRIOTS explain their Confederate flag, and it is the funniest thing I have ever seen

Actors are all desperate for an audition, so how about an audition for a film that is never going to be made? We bring back Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's old reality show Project Greenlight, and convince a wannabe actress, Bryn Berg, that she could be the next big star. She believes she's talking ...

Show starts at 49:00 I got nothin'/ New studio design/ Big creepy factory fans/ The Foo Fighters don't believe in HIV/ I am autistic/ Lord Zedd/ Nudnick's voicemails/ Jareth Timothy Taylor Legend and Hero/ Library Niggas/ Jamie the Body Mind and the Milkers/ The Diva Plavalaguna/ Desmond is amaz...

Lynn and Jamie just went viral for their Youtube channel where they communicate with angels (and sometimes trees). People were confused by their strange movements, and Jamie's repeated use of the phrase "That's True." Many were outraged when The Daily Caller linked them to the "birth Strike Movem...

For a few months it was all just fun and games. Some fat guy invited Jesse onto his podkitchen, and ever since the Piranhas have been attacking him just for the gag. Well now, Mike Allen, AKA Mark Aspenleiter, has decided he is going to war against cyber bullying. Challenge accepted. Tune in ever...

Jeff Holiday steals my valor/ Nick Rekieta is now linked to the New Zealand shooting/ On The Air with Mike Allen is now linked to the New Zealand shooting/ A Mike Allen news report/ Bryn Berg gets "interviewed" by an autistic man/ Tom Myers goes on the strangest podcast of all time

It was bound to happen eventually. Sentient pile of mashed potatoes, Amy Schumer, is back on Netflix with a new comedy special, and with no fear of a one star rating because they already removed the rating system for her. Also, this time she's got a new thing to joke about other than her vagina. ...

John Oliver actually did a semi-interesting episode of Last Week Tonight. Their topic was "Public Shaming" but they completely missed that the actual compelling part of what they spoke about was manufactured outrage. The news literally just makes things up hoping you will get mad, because otherwi...

A guy killed Muslims/ Crowder Confronts his own stupidity/ Crowder wants to be Superman/ Stop having opinions/ New Pizza Fund tiers?/ Does maddox hate Jesse now?/ Ron Babcock makes fun of Kyle Cease/ Mike Allen is now running ads for me/ Nick Rekieta pretends to be Dick Masterson

Inexplicably, people LOVE Walmart. I always thought you just went there because it was cheap and close by, but no. People post about it and like it on social media. They are brand loyal. There are guys with cerebral palsy who love WORKING there, and are mad they are getting rid of greeter jobs. T...

I'm tired of all the Alt Right trolls saying women can't be funny. Amy Schumer used to be VERY funny, and I believe she still can be. We have to get her into comedy boot camp now, to shut up all these incel Men's Rights Activists for good. Just to prove women are funny, I've found the funniest fe...

A terrible podkitchen with a little red monster/ Michael Jackson is absolutely a pedophile/ Sargon of Akkad reads Ruphio Pheonix/ Jesse calls into On The Air with Mike Allen/ The Brandon Marshall wiki entry/ Spamming the #PodernFamily Facebook group/ Kay's piss takes/ Terrible Jordan Peterson imp...

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????rie Larson says she doesn't hate white dudes, but white dudes really don't want to see her movie.????ealizing that white dudes are most of the audience for these dumb Marvel movies,????nd probably not wanting to repeat the disasters of the Lady Ghostbusters movie,????ow the Disney execs are t...