Alex Jones was false flagged into looking at trans porn. Jesse interviews Paul Joseph Watson from InfoWars and Prison Planet. Jesse and Ryan Katsu Rivera go to the World Trade Center. #GOON Michael Wright is 9/11 obsessed and sending Jesse death threats. The true puppet master pulling the strings...
Completely out of order, unedited bts footage of our 9/11 shoot.
Completely out of order, unedited bts footage of our 9/11 shoot. Part 3 is only in the Criminal Sociopaths level.
Completely out of order, unedited bts footage of our 9/11 shoot. Part 3 is only in the Criminal Sociopaths level.
Glovesbat is a dumb retard, The cult is dead, and Robert Robinson was arrested for child porn.
Michael Wright, the Australian #AUGold #GOON who loves to dress up like an American Army Man, is sick and tired of people claiming he is doing #STOLENVALOR. He claims that because he isn't part of a Stolen Valor Youtube compilation, he couldn't possibly be stealing valor, so Jesse decides to chan...
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James is very small, Chang is a dead Goon, Drake is being Gaslighted, and Jordan is a baby.
The only prank call game show. Items suggested: -Karaoke Machine-Kittens-Blue Yeti Microphone-Roomba And a Jewish man reveals the secrets of Muslims to Jesse.
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Two #GOONS collide as Ching Chang Chong finds himself in legal troubles with his local library. Oddly enough, he sought out the professional help of none other than Actual Blackface Lawyer himself, Nick Rekieta (AKA #LAWTISM). Apparently his Lawsplaining only lead to Chang admitting on camera tha...
The cult is tried for its many crimes against pizza by the Hon. Judge Pepperoni S. Parmeseano Esq.
I was contacted by the cousin of our #GOON Brian Alan Fortune and told that I need to pay Brian a cut from the Pizza Fund just for talking about him, or else keep his name out my mouth. Well that's never going to happen, so instead I am leaking the tv show pilot they created that is a complete Ti...
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The ONLY awards show that celebrates teenage murderers and criminals. Host DJ Jizzy Piss hands out awards to the Most Beefer Teen, The Dan Schneider Podiatry Award, and the RE-BLOGGY to the most murderous teen who is STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT. Including Andrew David Wilson, the teen who shot and killed...
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Maddox got his feed hijacked by Dick Masterson. Jesse made a bunch of stupid people angry with advertisements. Brian Alan Fortune's cousin wants fame and fortune. Someone in the cult is having a secret relationship.
Everyone on the internet apparently is a virgin with no job who lives in their mom's basement. The only more common insult is being "literally Hitler," and even he died in a basement. Obviously this can't be true of everyone, but there is one guy who fits every one of those stereotypes to a T, an...
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Chloe Dykstra put out a scathing blind item article that clearly called out podcaster, television host, and all-around-complete-dork Chris Hardwick as being a sexual abuser. He briefly got #MeToo'd out of several jobs, but now, two months later, he is being welcomed back to the mainstream. Jesse ...
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I'm so sick of doing literally anything.
Alex Jones and InfoWars have been deplatformed by THE GLOBALISTS on the internet, and for some reason Maddox doesn't have a problem with it. Jesse engages him in the Worst Debate in the Universe to try to bring Maddox back to reason. Who wins? Maddox and the Globalists, or Jesse and Freedom? You ...
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Some Australian dude put another clunker comedy special on Netflix called "Nanette," that is supposedly very IMPORTANT comedy. While all the usual culprits say it's "game-changing," Jesse only hears bad things, so he decides to see just how cringeworthy it is. SPOILER ALERT: Lesbian.
I have to get out of here.