HAPPY AWFULWEEN! The girlfriend body count continues in this action, horror, thriller. After Ruphio Pheonix was last catfished by an OnlyFans girl, the vengeful gamer incel turns his blue glasses on a new Final Girl-- AVA. Ava is a girl with a MYSTERIOUS past in one of the internet's most notorio...

Oct 29th @ 8pm Eastern

A Redbar fan (an Adult Baby Diaper Lover) started messaging me a year ago, sending schizophrenic messages as if we were already in the middle of a conversation. Claiming he was friends with Mike David. Telling me he would be the next big thing in broadcasting. His name was Clay Combs, and I never...

Drew W. Shield gets gooed, Michael Wright's high school zombie flick, Bob Hickman's Halloween wishes, Wild Man Chris curses the Holy Spirit and also a parking lot, Ching Chang Chong gets lost, Brian Alan Fortune's threat to his viewers, and I nearly held Kattan at gunpoint.

From SNL to SCP. KATTAN has been triangulated! I was sent DISTURBING FOOTAGE of the creature by two strange, demonic monks. They somehow located Kattan and went to his house to bless the cursed lands. Meanwhile, some Youtube nontent digital toilet named SSSniperWolf pulled up outside the house of...

AWFULWEEN OCTOBER 29th - HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th This was too stupid to keep in the upcoming episode, but too funny not to share. RIP to that dead guy Norm, didn't know he was sick.

Zen Rhino has been cheating on Mersh with Steel Toe Morning Show. His fifteen bucks has been going in Aaron's collection plate. His lust has been going toward April's rack instead of Mersh's. And he has even been stealing content from Nightwave for them. I was never, ever, EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR gonna...

Since the beginning of time. Since the first gamer. There have always been incels. Ruphio Pheonix, the King of Gamers, has been plagued by a series of catfish girlfriends. Many times it has seemed like the Pod Awful Cult itself was behind them, but when Ruphio showed up with a brand new girlfrien...

The Writer's Guild of America has been on strike for months, crippling Hollywood. Thanks to ONE PHONE CALL from Jesse P-S (The Greatest Guy), an agreement has been reached and the Hollywood writers will be getting BACK TO WORK on their terrible movies and tv shows about how King Arthur was actual...

THE WORST PODCAST THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. It shouldn't be possible. The five top hosts in Late Nite TV, the five men who speak to audiences of millions on legacy media... the five... white guys. Thanks to the WGA Writer's Strike and their own refusal to pay their employees, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fal...

Tom Gulley declaring war and saying he is going to kill my wife and children because he doesn't understand Fair Use!I will forgive Tom because he is being manipulated by liars and retards, and of course his brain is from a reanimated corpse, but this is the LAST TIME I forgive him.Counter-claim h...

Chris Kattan is OBSESSED WITH SKIN. Mr. Spergers sent some skin to Candace. Kattan does the worst stand-up ever and slowly admits to the crowd that he is a flesh consuming creature. Dirk dumps chemicals into his eyes.

For decades cryptozoologists have been studying and tracking strange beasts looking for any proof that creatures such as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Chupacabra, or The Mothman actually exist. Yet, Chris Kattan has been openly plaguing and terrorizing the public for over 20 years without c...

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The most NOTORIOUS predator online. The internet's most disturbed user. A man of PARANORMAL CRIMES so severe we can't list them on Youtube. For years authorities only knew him by the name "KLAM KING," but the POD AWFUL CULT has unswirled the mystery once and for all. Klam King was unmasked on a l...

Friend of the show Steve Smash Mouth passed away and I just wanna pay a little tribute to him.

Immediately after the "Is Ethan Ralph SOBER?" episode, Ethan happened to start up ANOTHER Twitter space. I joined in and offered Ethan the chance at an AMAZING opportunity. A TWO WEEK PAID VACATION FROM THE INTERNET. All in an effort to destroy "The Sektur."

Ethan Ralph claims to be "sober as a judge." "OBJECTION!" screamed the entire internet. After Mr. Metokur's New Skeleton Bone Drive Stream, I joined Ethan in a Twitter Space and the results were a bit disastrous. As a small-town Pizza Lawyer, and someone who has never had a drop of the drink, it'...

We are TESTING GREEN/ FIX UR MIC RETARDS: The Podawful training camp for voice chat etiquette/ NO MORE MADDOX/ Jesse has sworn himself to retardation instead of arguing with Dick simps/ HATE MAIL/ Strong names/ Riley is a GIRL'S NAME/ DIRK wants to fuck his dad and sabotages Daddy Dirks relations...